Read the comments and find out !
September 5, 2012
Wot’s this ‘ere then ?
May 23, 2013
Blogging Temporarily Suspended
Reports are coming in of a rare sighting of the Greater Bearded Scottish Git exhibiting some unusual behaviour.
Outside broadcast crews were hastily dispatched to the Black Country following rumours that this normally workshy animal had been observed feverishly working.
This is a rare event – usually only seen when super alpha males are nearby, and may well be related to an inspection tour today by two high-ranking officials from the Greater Bearded Scottish Git‘s parent company in the USA
Speaking to a reporter during his lunch break, the visibly agitated GBSG, reached for another samosa and said . . .
Fucken wankers – this fucken work lark is interfering with my fucken blogging
May 22, 2013
Lady in Green Dress Sought by Police
Police have released pics of a woman? dressed in a long green dress who robbed a bank in Stuard – http://tinyurl.com/ogmqf8h
Strikes me, they shouldn’t have too much difficulty finding her ! 
May 22, 2013
Funny Goings On in House
Surprise, surprise !
Yes, the tape clearly showed things moving around the house – of objects being put where they did not belong
As a result of these shenanigans caught on tape, the man is now separated from his 28yr old partner and is barely on speaking terms with his 16yr old son
Full story here – http://tinyurl.com/n4zv5fw
May 22, 2013
Woman in Wedding Dress Chased by Dog
A woman returning from showing her grandmother her wedding dress is forced to break into a run as an exuberant dog rushes to greet her
[Call me a cynic but I'm not entirely convinced this hasn't been staged]
May 21, 2013
Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Re-United with Dog
The title of this post says it all
A tornado, 2 miles wide, and with wind speeds up to 200 mph, devastated large parts of Oklahoma city
So far, 24 people are confirmed dead – http://tinyurl.com/maxnu65
In a live interview with a local TV crew, an elderly lady, standing amidst the rubble of her house, tells of the moment the tornado demolished her home about her and her old dog.
She tells the reporter how lucky she is to be alive – but that her poor dog was not so fortunate and lies dead somewhere beneath what is left of her house
And then . . . read more »
May 21, 2013
When . . .
. . . I see something like this, I feel that all is not lost and – nope, can’t explain.
Hope I’ve got the link right.
May 21, 2013
Woo with a Loo
If you want to win a wife in India, forget flowers, wine, fancy meals, or expensive gifts – like jewellery.
What will really win a woman’s heart is – an inside toilet !
According to the most recent census, “only half of households in India have an inside loo and only 11% of homes have a loo connected to the sewerage system.”
All this peeing and shitting outside . . . read more »
