How you found your way here doesn’t really matter. The important thing is that you’re here, and that you find something to laugh at, get annoyed about, or even better – join in with.
As far as I know, none of us actually make hats for a living, and as for being mad, you can make up your own mind about that after having had chance to take a look around.
If you do want to stick around for a while, then please visit the introductions page (top right…in the blue bit)
A highbrow is anyone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger (Jack Perlis)
Live in Missouri?
Looking to buy a car?
Want one with GPS fitted as standard ?
Top of the range in-car entertainment system ?
Or what about an AK47 assault rifle ?
That grab your fancy?
For every car bought during August, Max Motors is giving a voucher which can be exchanged for a free AK47 at participating Gun Dealers.
“We get a lot of press out of these kind of promotion,” Mark Muller of Max Motors said. “We sell a lot of cars. And we have a lot of fun.”
“You ever shot an AK? Oh, they’re a blast.”
…make up your own minds about this image of ‘The ghost of Jacko‘ that for some reason best known to itself, chose to appear on the bonnet (hood, to some…) of an old Rover 200
No words necessary, but for details of someone with an eye to the main chance, read the full rather dubious story here…
Panda Car - OUT
Bosses have formally recognised pagans as a minority group and granted them the same rights as others such as Muslims.
Members of the new Pagan Police Association will have guaranteed holiday on the faith’s eight festival days.
Broomstick - IN
The Home Office and the Police Federation, however, support the pagan officers.
A nymphomaniac is a woman as obsessed with sex as the average man (Mignon McLaughlin)
I’ve posted this before, looking for smartarse captions – but I think it was elsewhere, rather than in the MadHatters, so what the hell.
By way of a partial explanation, this was a page from a newspaper that was being used as packaging for a shipment of glass that we received here at work, from mainland China
But what the hell is going on?
A puppy is looking for a new home after having its ears and tail cut off with scissors then abandoned.
According to staff at the Lost Dog’s Home in Melbourne, the pup is
“. . .(physically) improving slightly every day,”
“His hearing will not be perfect, but he’s not deaf.
“But mentally, he’s is still traumatised and is hiding from people.”
A shin is a device for finding things in the dark (Colin Bowles)
