January 1, 2012

Where are my Kornflakes?

by NobblySan

Happy New Thingy, dear readers.

You may (or possibly may not) have noticed that the post inviting you to look at our sister site, Fried Korn Flakes has gone.

The site itself still exists, but given that it was only receiving a handful of views per week, as opposed to the many hundred per day that this main blog receives, I decided to remove the permanent link to it from our front page.

The original idea behind FKF was that it would be . . . read more »

January 27, 2012

Mr Toilet Tackles Shit

by duncanr

Shit is a serious health hazard for many people of the world. One man fighting to improve the lot of the estimated 2.6 billion people affected by poor sanitation is “Mr Toilet”

January 27, 2012

Billy Bass Brutalized

by duncanr

O.K. hands up who’s got one of those singing fish in their house.

C’mon, don’t be shy. Own up. You’re amongst friends here.

Of course, not everyone likes them. Some folks (and dogs too, it seems) find them bloody irritating

January 27, 2012

Bank Robber Shoots Himself in the Foot

by duncanr

Some folk are just not cut out for a life of crime

They just don’t possess the necessary motor skills, eye-hand co-ordination, and coolness under pressure to become a successful career criminal

Take the guy captured in this CCTV footage. All he had to do, while his mates were inside robbing a Bank in Parana, Brazil, was to stand at the door and prevent anyone coming into the bank while the robbery was in progress.

Simple enough task one would have thought. Instead, this plonker accidentally shot himself in the foot and was arrested by the police later when he went to a hospital for treatment

January 26, 2012

Mitt’s Income vs Your Income

by duncanr

Just to give you an idea of the gap that separates the small number of very rich folk in the USA and the much larger number of americans forced to make do on not very much money at all, “Slate.com” has a nifty wee income calculator where you can find out how long Mitt Romney would need to work to earn as much as you do in a year. Or, alternatively, how long you would need to work, at your current level of pay, before your earnings match what Romney makes in a year

Click the following link to try it for yourself

http://tinyurl.com/6rgqsev

January 26, 2012

India Rising

by duncanr

As well as being ‘Australia Day’ this day is also ‘Republic Day” in India

January 26, 2012

G’Day Mate : Happy Australian Day

by duncanr

I love a sunburnt country
With Chops-n Snags-n Chips
Kangaroos and Holden cars
I love this place to bits
Campin’ on the river
Or Swimmin’ by the sea
“Aussie, Aussie, Aussie”
It’s a wide brown land for me
So c’mon mates and grab a beer
A Rum or Bourbon an’ raise your glasses high
And get . . . read more »

January 25, 2012

Baby Repeatedly says F**k

by duncanr

For F*cks sake – will someone please give the little f*cker a fork !

January 25, 2012

Tea Spices up Sex Life

by duncanr

Sex with your long-term partner not as frequent or as enjoyable as it was when you first got together?

Want to spice up your sex life?

Forget sex toys and contorted positions (you’ll only do yourself an injury)

What you need is . . . read more »

January 25, 2012

Alex Salmond Announces Referendum Question on Scotland’s Future

by duncanr

Leader of the Scottish National Party and Leader of the Scottish Government, Alex Salmond, chose today – the anniversary of the birth of Rabbie Burns (Scotland’s national Bard) to announce details of the Referendum to be held in 2014 for the people of Scotland to decide whether they wish to continue as part of the UK or become once again an independent nation

January 25, 2012

American ‘Justice’ is a Joke

by duncanr

Staff Sergeant Frank Wuterich

In 2005, 24 unarmed Iraqi civilians were executed by US Marines

The soldiers burst into their homes and, following orders to shoot first ask questions later, they killed the occupants – including women, children, and a disabled man in a wheelchair. Many died from bullets in the head. No weapons were found on the Iraqis or in their houses

The Marines were charged with murder. This was downgraded to manslaughter. And then to ‘dereliction of duty’

7 were acquitted. The marine in charge, Frank Wuterich, has been . . . read more »

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