Read the comments and find out !
When the two met up, however, the randy old goat found the ‘escort’ was his future daughter-in-law
Under the circumstances, he decided to bring the planned evening to a premature end without any hanky-panky, but . . . Continue reading
Not only was there severe damage to the building, the bird’s nest was destroyed in the blaze, leaving the doo homeless – [that'll teach the bugger not to drop a lighted cigarette!]
To let the world know (as if anyone cares) just how serious he regards the current situation in the Ukraine, the UK Prime Minister David Cameron tweeted a selfie of himself on the phone to Barack Obama, with a suitably serious expression on his face
The world was not impressed and every man and his dog started to take the piss out of him . . . http://tinyurl.com/oc4dzf6
An entertaining and informative TED talk by Mary Roach
(If 17 minutes is too long to hold your interest, just fast forward and watch the 2 minute segment that starts around the 10 minute mark)
Yawning at Youtube?
Ambivalent about asterisks?
Can’t be arsed with captions?
What the MH needs is Continue reading
Firefighters responding to a report of flooding at a house in Addiscombe, south west London found a 20 yr old man who lived at that address with his parents had run himself a bath but then forgotten about it
Firefighter Jim Parrish reportedly said It was a bit silly really
[Hhmm, I think what he actually said was - f*cken w*nker !]