Idle buggers
Cops mop up Beer
February 9, 2010 — duncanr
A photokit of can involved
Police were quickly on the scene and closed the motorway to traffic while they gathered up the cans.
A police spokesperson told Kent News -
‘An articulated lorry (hic) believed to be carrying cans of (hic) beer has spilt its (hic) load over the motorway (hic) and drivers are (hic) being advised to take (hic) alternative routes.’ (hic)
3-Legged Bear Walks Upright
February 9, 2010 — duncanrReal or fake Vid ???
Have watched this several times and still can’t decide if this footage is ‘real’
What do you think?
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Pizza Piss
February 9, 2010 — duncanr
Ah ha, an anchovy !!!
One hit him over the head with a coffee pot.
The men then ran off, taking his pizzas with them.
Police later arrested Michael Dornan, 18, and Michael Le-Andre, 23.
Eagle-eyed cops tracked Dorman and Le-Andre to another apartment in the same block by following a trail of pizza sauce and chicken wings leading from the crime scene to their apartment
“Elementary, my Dear Watson”
Daily Chat – 09 Feb 2010
February 9, 2010 — duncanrIs Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favourite food is seconds (Joan Rivers)
Come Quietly
February 8, 2010 — duncanr
Lionel Mark William Spratt has been convicted of public indecency.
Police were called to a BP service station at Adelaide River, Australia by staff who complained that Spratt and a female companion were bonking by one of the bowsers.
Apparently Spratt was asleep in the passenger seat when his female companion drove into the petrol station, parked by the bowser nearest the office, then straddled Spratt, making movements and noises that suggested to the attendants that the couple were making love.
When police arrived on the scene they asked Spratt and his female companion to stop. They did – 29 minutes later !!!
Sexy Samsung Txts
February 8, 2010 — duncanr
A Winnipeg man is pissed off after his girl friend dumped him because of sexy txt messages she found on his cell phone – especially since he never knew the bloody things were there !!!
When he returned to the shop where he had bought the Samsung phone, similar models were found to contain the same ‘preloaded sexy txt messages’
Shop Assistant, Mike Ford, said staff didn’t believe him at first –
‘But when we looked at a couple of the same phones he bought . . . they all had the same messages.‘
Hhmm, pity Tiger didn’t think of this excuse 
Cops and Robbers Cops
February 8, 2010 — duncanr
cops behaving badly
Their latest jape, however, has them being investigated by the Ethical Standards Command.
Things were a bit quiet and the uniformed lads at Coomera police station were bored.
Knowing that undercover detectives were staking out a local pharmacy hoping to catch some rapscallions who had been targeting chemists, they decided it would be a wizard wheeze to wind the tecs up by dressing as bad guys and pretending to rob the joint.
As expected, the detectives gave chase – and oh what a caper it was, and afterwards everyone had a jolly good laugh when the ‘robbers’ were cornered and unmasked as some of the local uniformed branch.
Well actually not everyone saw the funny side of the ‘prank’.
One miserable b*stard with no sense of humour made an official complaint against the Coomera ‘comedians’ ***
*** or perhaps given the recent disclosures of drug dealing and bribery amongst Queensland cops he was suspicious the attempted robbery wasn’t the prank it was made out to be ?
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