
Those living a bus-pass away from Hyde Park, however, will soon have a ‘Pensioners Playground’ where they can go do some gentle exercise and make new friends.
The playground will include a cross-trainer, body-flexer, free runner, sit-up bench, flex wheel and static bike.
(I give it 2 days before local yobs have sprayed it with graffiti)
A spokesperson said -
‘As well as the physical and mental benefits we hope that the playground will encourage users to socialise and have fun together.
”People need to stay active, maintain independence and are never too old to play.”
Hhmm, giving the increasing proportion of pensioners in the population, the strain these ‘free-loaders’ are putting on the working population, and the frail, brittle bones of these auld codgers – are these pensioner playgrounds a cunning plan to ‘cull’ the elderly
If they want to take StreetView to another level, how about HouseView ?
Maybe they could help me find where all my odd socks are hiding ?
The dawn is a term for the early morning used by poets and other people wo don’t have to get up (Oliver Herford)

A photokit of can involved
Police were quickly on the scene and closed the motorway to traffic while they gathered up the cans.
A police spokesperson told Kent News -
‘An articulated lorry (hic) believed to be carrying cans of (hic) beer has spilt its (hic) load over the motorway (hic) and drivers are (hic) being advised to take (hic) alternative routes.’ (hic)
Real or fake Vid ???
Have watched this several times and still can’t decide if this footage is ‘real’
What do you think?
One hit him over the head with a coffee pot.
The men then ran off, taking his pizzas with them.
Police later arrested Michael Dornan, 18, and Michael Le-Andre, 23.
Eagle-eyed cops tracked Dorman and Le-Andre to another apartment in the same block by following a trail of pizza sauce and chicken wings leading from the crime scene to their apartment
“Elementary, my Dear Watson”
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favourite food is seconds (Joan Rivers)