July 19, 2013

Wot’s this ‘ere then ?

by The Madhatters

Read the comments and find out !

April 16, 2014

Bloody infuriating

by NobblySan

Here’s a thoroughly addictive and annoying maths/logic puzzle that No1 son sent to me.

Just use the arrow keys to shift all the numbers as far as they’ll go in any direction. Like numbers combine. Try to double them up to 2048.

http://gabrielecirulli.github.io/2048/

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April 16, 2014

No Porn Here, Honest !

by The Madhatters

sexyoldfart180Pensioners Ann Hayward, 72 and her husband Ron, 75 are in dispute with Virgin over a £900 bill for watching porn

The couple insist they have not downloaded any pay-per-view adult films.

They said the same back in 2009 and 2012, when they refused to pay demands for £190 and then £500 for adult movies – http://tinyurl.com/olsdmxg

P.S. alzheimer’s is a terrible thing, innit?

P.P.S. perhaps the Haywards should password protect their wireless connection?

April 16, 2014

British Pathé on Youtube

by The Madhatters

british patheThose of a certain age will remember British Pathé News – short films shown at the cinema in between the main films

Pre-internet and widespread ownership of TVs, these short films were often the only way to find out what was going on in the world

These newsreels didn’t just record events of historic importance, they also included light-hearted, quirky features

Now, 85,000 newsreels have been uploaded to Youtube and can be viewed here – https://www.youtube.com/user/britishpathe/featured

April 16, 2014

Public Pisser Imprisoned

by The Madhatters

peeing manWho hasn’t been caught short at times, especially after a drink – desperate for a pee and no toilet in sight ?

Times like these there’s only one thing to do

Just make sure you’re not caught in the act, though – especially if you are in America.

This poor bugger got 18 months in jail for relieving the pressure on his bladder where he shouldn’t

http://tinyurl.com/kldg8nn

April 15, 2014

North Korean Hair Force launch strike on London

by NobblySan

Officials from the North Korean embassy in London paid a visit to a local hairdressers earlier today.

They got in a bit of a lather, were given short shrift, and after being cut down to size, left in a bit of  a strop.

Whether or not they were offered ‘something for the weekend’ is not yet known. Continue reading

April 15, 2014

The Penguin Dance

by The Madhatters

The penguin dance is apparently all the rage just now in Saudi Arabia

via Arbroath

April 15, 2014

Airline Tweets Porn Pic to Customer

by The Madhatters

One of the stories grabbing the headlines yesterday was that of a 14 yr old girl posting a stupid tweet to American Airlines – http://tinyurl.com/pblow38

Today, it is another inappropriate tweet that is making the news – this one sent by U.S. Airways customer service to a woman complaining about the late departure of her flight – http://tinyurl.com/ltb2mx7

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P.S. and for those who want to see the unedited VERY GRAPHIC NSFW pic – click here

April 15, 2014

Caption this . . .

by The Madhatters

Royal visit to Australia and NZ - Day 4

April 14, 2014

Shameless Woman Steals Wine

by The Madhatters

winegrab160Police in Florida are searching for a cheeky thief who robbed a store of two boxes of wine

The brazen hussy didn’t waste any time arseing about. She entered the store, walked straight to the booze section, grabbed the wine and left

She made no attempt to hide her face – no doubt counting on the fact people’s eyes would be looking elsewhere !

http://tinyurl.com/pdphse2

April 14, 2014

Nesting time for cats

by NobblySan

It’s that time of year again, when spring has sprung, and the local cats build their nests and hatch their eggs.

This wildlife action took place in my front garden earlier this morning – luckily I had my camera to hand.

 

 

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