Bearded is Good

by duncanr

Good news for ‘Hairy faces’.

The British Association of Dermatologists (B.A.D.) has reported an increase in spotty faces which it claims is associated with the use of mobile phones.

Dr Graham Lowe, from Bad, dubbed the condition ‘mobile phone dermatitis’. He said: ‘The allergy results from frequent skin contact with nickel-containing objects.

A spokesman for the GSM Association, which represents mobile phone operators worldwide, said: ‘Using a case or hands-free kit will minimise contact with nickel.

Alternatively, one could -

a. grow a Beard

b. wear protective clothing when using a mobile

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5 Comments to “Bearded is Good”

  1. Or they could try washing their hands and cleaning their phones occasionally. :roll:

  2. ps Duncan – we know that’s not a picture of you. No dodgy eye, grey skin tone, or wrinkles. ;)

  3. So years ago when mobiles weren’t even a twinkle in the makers eye, what was the excuse then?

    If some spotty faced teen tried to give you a big fat wet one – a kiss that is – behind the bike shed, was it ‘cos he just needed a wash, the dirty bugger.

  4. Mrs T – you got the ‘big fat wet one’ and ‘dirty bugger’ right! ;)

  5. dodgy eye, grey skin tone, or wrinkles

    That’s me on a ‘good’ day !!! :wink:

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