Always look out for number one and be careful not to step in number two. (Rodney Dangerfield)
Daily Chat – 17th Oct 2008
76 Comments to “Daily Chat – 17th Oct 2008”
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Is the coffee on nosey?
I hate getting up late … now I’ll be rushing around like a blue arsed fly – after my gallon of coffee of course
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Morning Ladies. A full English please.
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freshly brewed Mrs T – cream & sugar? after all it is FRIDAY!!
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Saul
we’ll have no racism on here LOL – with or without black pudding??
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No Black pudding thanks, just fried bread and possibly some Lorne sausage.
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Sainsbury’s pork ok? (fussy bugger)
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Oh go on then.
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You cooking then??
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Cooking? What’s that?
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Right, I’m off, before they strap a pinny on me!
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Can you lot please shut up about cooked breakfasts?
I’ve had a slice of toast so far today, and am trying to resist the box of bounty bars that are locked in a cupboard (for their own safety) in our meeting room.
It’s either that, or walk into the village for a sausage’n'egg butty with brown sauce……
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Nobbly – may i suggest a walk
Saul – You’d look great in a frilly white pinny.
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Sainsbury’s pork?
Couldn’t that be construed as insensitive in today’s multi-cultural society.
Not too sure about Nobbly’s toast, either!
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Sainbury’s insensitive???? wash your mouth out with soap young man!!
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FRIED bread? Can I donate a toaster?
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I’ve got Garthy’s phone number …
…. bidding opens now
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A case of wine for you to keep it!! LOL
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Make it a case of cider … and I’ll consider it …..
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A case of cider if you burn it!!!
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Mnnff, Hmmmnfff Grnffff.
Where’s the Bloody relaese for this Pinny?
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A case of cider from you Saul … and I’ll let you into the secret of releasing a pinny …
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No Julie – he looks really sweet in it – let him leave it on!!!
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Aaah men in uniform ….. mmmmm ….
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Its Friday today isn’t it??
I forgot to put the bin out…
and they only collect it every other week… I suppose I could use the age old ‘well it was my day off ‘ line…
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Julie – behave – i said ‘sweet’ for goodness sake!
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Moi? Behave? … that’ll be a first
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Get on yer rain suits …. start up that rain dance ……
There’s a wunneful storm brewing up above here …. be the first time in over 7 months we’ve seen rain ….. do the rain dance right please … we don’t want to chase it away again …..
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shall I start singing???
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Errrr ….. ummm ….. nope …. just a little dance will do ta ….. we don’t want the clouds scattering in disgust
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Catch up with ya later Nosey … charging out the door now – on me way home for the WEEEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEEND …. byeeeee ….
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Have a good one Julie… some of us are working this weekend.
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Nosey … you are hereby officially renamed “MUJAJI”
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The wonders of google.. now I know you got rain!!
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Actually its Saul who’s the rain god…
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Well whoever did it … I now have an official reason to get pished (not that I needed one) … but it makes me feel better anyway
(And I knew you were off googling it
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Bottoms up girlie!!
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Cheers! (I’ll have your share coz you’re working – now aint I a nice friend – that way we wont waste).
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and i thought you were a frwwend…
Enjoy!!
am off to cook for the masses… though i just read this ugh…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/7676774.stm
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I’ll skip dinner ….
Enjoy the cooking
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Mnffff, grnffffff, argnfffffffff…… come back!
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Aaaah my man in uniform … STAY THAT WAY – I like it
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kitchen cleaned yet Saul??
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Think I’ve found a pic of Saul
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00402/21OL-ECOSSE-GUMTREE_402290q.jpg
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Nice one but he insisted on wearing his own pinny…
http://www.giftsforblokes.com.au/images/manlegend_apron_lg.jpg
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I take it Saul is responsible for redecorating the Ladies Loos in the Cafe?
http://www.yatahonga.com/data/media/27/2008101/pub_chez_le_mdecin.jpg
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na – he’s not that funny!! Must’ve been ratarsed.
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funny – ratarsed?
That’s not ‘humour’ you see in his posts – it’s senility !!!
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Whatever…
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should we rename the site? the Duncan and Nosey show?
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Evening all ….. or in this case ….. Nosey and Dunks
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Evening Mrs T
Thank goodness you’ve arrived – I was getting myself into hot water for a while back there…
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Hi MrsT
Good to see you.
Nice to have a decent. respectable woman grace the Cafe to balance that shameless hussy, Noseycow.
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I shan’t be here tomorrow night – we’re actually going out! Just the two of us …… we ain’t done that in a long time.
Posh frock an’all ….. well a pair of trousers any road.
One drink and I’ll be flat on the floor …. better get some practice in.
I’ll have a large ‘un Nosey, please
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So who’s wearing the posh frock, MrsT – you or MrT ???
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A large one for you Mrs T.
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Decent, respectable and woman all in one sentence!
Duncan, are you drunk?
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So Mrs T where are you going? Is it a special occasion? Have you got topics lined up to talk about? go on spill the beans…
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It’s a wedding do, Nosey so it could get rowdy
And do you know what ‘he’ said when we got the invite?
‘I haven’t got a thing to wear’!!
That’s my bloody line
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ROTFL
Did you buy the happy couple a toaster??
http://www.ok-magazine.co.uk/worldinaction/view/4267/40-toasters-for-the-happy-couple/
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I ought to do that Nosey
It’s an invaluable ( that’s a long word for this time of night ) and essential ( I’m on a roll ) item for the kitchen.
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Not as essential as my rolling pin – but thats another story
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Or a frying pan
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Spits coffee onto off duty – which has taken the best part of 3 hours to do!!! gggrrrrr
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What’s taken you 3 hours to do Nosey?
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The 5-minute crossword in the . . .
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…. oh Duncan you’re in the doo doo
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the off duty Mrs T! The ‘I can’t work tuesdays’ and ‘I can’t work thursdays’ and ‘can I do that weekend’ grrrrrr
Anyway am off to bed now and am working tomorrow so I hope you have a fab time at the wedding and that Mr T doesn’t embarass you too much with his ‘greased lightening’ dance.
Nite all , be good
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Oh ok Nosey, I gotcha …. I think.
It’s the karaoke I’m worried about
Nite Nosey
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Gonna have to take my leave of you too, MrstT
Nite, Nite !
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Mnnnnnffff, gnnnnnffff, aggnnnnfffff,
SOB!
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For *uck’s sake Duncan. Have those dogs of yours got cast iron bladders?
I’ve gone all numb down one side, bring a knife quick before those crazy bints get here and make me clean the kitchen up.
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too late !! morning Saul
my don’t you look lovely in your pinny this morning!
Just coffee for me thatnks – am running late (as usual)
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Bloody Hell Nosey, can you just move this one knot for me, I’m feeling a bit dizzy.
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Its hard being a woman isn’t it!!
Must dash now or I’ll be late for work… be good now and don’t forget to wash those tea towels!
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NOSEY!!!!!!!!!! I managed to get one leg halfway out, now I’m stuck. Have you no pity woman?
