Dying is an expensive business for the surviving relatives.
With the costs of funerals rising, many Funeral Directors now offer ‘prepaid’ plans to try and ease the financial burden.
Alternatively, one could try the D.I.Y. approach adopted by one couple in California when their granny died.
I got one of those for my birthday.
wot a coffin or a family BBQ? 
The barbecue was abandoned because someone had forgotten to bring the onions.
LMAO!
Have you rescheduled?
I didn’t think one could schedule the use of those things 
Of course you can, a quick one way trip to Holland in Nobbly’s plane!
Hellfire would require an eternal source of fuel, but a body is consummed via burning; therefore, a burning Hell is a myth. Gehenna was the dump outside the city walls in which carcases were burned due to the expensiveness of burial land. Dead paupers were burned and where arable land was not available, tombs were chisled in rocks, caves were used; remember Abraham’s nogotiations to buy a burying place in a cave for his dead Sarai? Burning dumps were a normal feature near all cities and the unavailability of burial land drove people to tombs or caves or burning.
