Comments on: Annual Lawyers and Politicians Conference?

By: NobblySan

NobblySan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:24:00 +0000

Strewth! He’s nicking all my best lines now!

ratarsed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:21:46 +0000

Sorry Nobbly, I gotta take a slash. I’ll sort it with you when I get back, mate.

NobblySan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:14:51 +0000

If we settled on ‘halway decent’ could I get away with paying you less?

noseycow — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:12:33 +0000

Ratty – howmuch have you had to drink? Nobbly a DECENT MAN? ROTFLMAO How much is he paying you????

NobblySan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:11:04 +0000

What?

I need a drink now….. it must be your round.

ratarsed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:06:25 +0000

That means, Nobbly, that you are not a convincing liar and that you are a decent man.

By today’s standards, that equals – failure!!!

NobblySan — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:29:18 +0000

But what if they didn’t believe me when I said I was lying the first time, and they still expected me to buy drinks?

shudder…..

ratarsed — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:48:18 +0000

Just go in there and shout, “the drinks are on me!”

Afterwards, tell the landlord you were lieing.