Daily Chat – 22nd Nov 2008

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. (Paul Ehrlich)

201 Responses to “Daily Chat – 22nd Nov 2008”

  1. Saul Says:

    Morning Duncan.

  2. Saul Says:

    Rugby League World Cup Final this morning. Australia vs New Zealand.

  3. duncanr Says:

    Morning Saul

    You mastered the TaiKai ?

  4. Saul Says:

    I wonder if anyone will be tempted? 10,000 is small change for a premiership footballer. The PL have threateneed to discipline any player that does it.

  5. noseycow Says:

    morning all :grin:

    Is it still friday? ;)

  6. duncanr Says:

    Morning Nosey

    It is if you haven’t been to bed yet :lol:

  7. noseycow Says:

    ta Duncan!!! ;)

  8. NobblySan Says:

    Guten morgen damen und herren!

  9. noseycow Says:

    wis gehts einen?

  10. noseycow Says:

    :oops: I can’t spell in german either… :lol:

  11. NobblySan Says:

    I thought I was on dodgy ground….

  12. noseycow Says:

    and?

  13. NobblySan Says:

    With my German spelling!

    Get with it woman!

  14. noseycow Says:

    Always a few steps behind… :grin:

    :lol: :) and extra couple of smileys for you on this lovely sunny evening.

  15. NobblySan Says:

    arghhh!

    Don’t do that.

    It’s a lovely sunny MORNING… what’s all this ‘evening’ shit? Have you emigrated to Oz overnight?

  16. noseycow Says:

    I’m going to bed in a little while so it must be evening. innit :grin:

  17. Saul Says:

    New Zealand defeated the 1 to 9 on favourites Australia 34-20 in the World Cup final.

    Don’t you love it when the underdogs win.

    Off now to see some Trotters get trampled.

  18. randie Says:

    just got all sorted out on the right login and password and now I’ve been given work ffs. Buggeration. All I know is Wales are definitely playing New Zealand today and I should be there to cry me a river no matter what the end result may be.

  19. randie Says:

    Cool. Its all still working even though its still a boring avatar…I will be back to try and sort at least that out when people stop giving me stuff to do. Unless I forget who I am again

  20. noseycow Says:

    Randie LOL, you’re so definately in the right place if you keep forgetting who you are!! :grin:

  21. NobblySan Says:

    Bugger!

    Have I missed the new super-ADSL version of Randie?

  22. noseycow Says:

    nobbly you show off… :twisted:

  23. Gloria Smudd Says:

    :grin: guess who’s gotta compooooooter??

  24. noseycow Says:

    Gloria!!!! Yippeee – your very own???? :shock:

  25. noseycow Says:

    Saul will be happy. ;)

  26. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Aye, our very own. I don’t think Saul will actually be happy!

  27. noseycow Says:

    awww sucks Glors, you know how he loves it when you chase him around the tables…. :grin:

    Now is it a ‘posh’ one or a cobbled together, ‘don’t turn it off incase it never starts again’ job?

  28. NobblySan Says:

    ’show off’, why?

  29. Gloria Smudd Says:

    It’s a cobbled together one again, I’m afraid so I won’t bank on being part of the cafe clan for long. But it is nice to be able to pop in without having a tweedy librarian glaring at me! Plus the waddle into town was in danger of toning my nethers, whereas now I can just sit and stuff my face and type twaddle; from waddle to endless twaddle in one easy step. Yeah!

  30. noseycow Says:

    you know what ADSL is. :lol:

  31. NobblySan Says:

    A ‘pooter, Gloria?

    Is it a posh one wiv a screen an’ everything?

  32. noseycow Says:

    Glorai – you been looking at my web cam again!! :twisted:

  33. NobblySan Says:

    ADSL = Anybody Done Sauls Laundry

    right?

  34. NobblySan Says:

    burble…

  35. Gloria Smudd Says:

    It’s a peddle-driven ‘pooter, hewn from local sedimentary rock, uses BC Basic and Barney Rubble plugged it in yesterday.

  36. noseycow Says:

    Nobbly – PMSL I suppose he may have taken it round Mrs T’s the other night when she was necked. ;)

    Gloria – THE Barney Rubble? :shock:

  37. NobblySan Says:

    Peddle-driven?

    How ‘green’ is that!!

    Mine’s steam powered, and needs stoking with non-sustainable fossil fuels every now and again.

  38. Gloria Smudd Says:

    THE Barney Rubble. The very one.

  39. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Sadly, being pedal-driven, this ‘pooter requires operators of a certain stamina and … gasp … wheeeeze …. puff …. ………………………………..

  40. Gloria Smudd Says:

    …………………………… gasp …. I have no more stamina that you might expect of a woman of my proportions.

  41. noseycow Says:

    Mine works fine on a continuous Caffeine and glucose drip and Nicotene nebulizers.

  42. noseycow Says:

    Gloria – Boll***s, you just want to play with your ginger pussy(s) :lol:

  43. Gloria Smudd Says:

    I’ve just had to have a Flake to keep my strength up. I think I’m going to have to have a packet of HobNobs with a flask of sweet tea in case I feel a bit giddy. (and I’m not sure all this pedalling is making my calves look any better..)

  44. noseycow Says:

    Saul will be able to tell you, he’s probably hiding under the table…

  45. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Ah! Those furry purries! Now you’re talking!

    Would you believe it? The Oestrogen Kid is telling me to get off this bloody thing because she wants to BeeeeBoo her Face-ache-face-mates! So it looks like I’m being shoved off already.

  46. Gloria Smudd Says:

    OMG! What a thought! I hope he has very poor eyesight and a very strong stomach!

  47. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Anyway, it’s time I had a few jam sandwiches, so back later y’all.

  48. noseycow Says:

    He does sail the oceans , so i suspect he’s seen a thing or two. :grin:

    My angel is the teenager from hell today stomping around the house – we should introduce them on bebo, they could compare notes about daft mothers. :grin:

  49. noseycow Says:

    seee ya Gloria mmmmwwwwwhhhhh x ;)

  50. NobblySan Says:

    Chelsea 0-0 Newcastle
    Liverpool 0-0 Fulham
    Man City 2-0 Arsenal
    Middlesbrough 0-2 Bolton
    Portsmouth 1-1 Hull
    Stoke 0-0 West Brom

    Oh dear…

    Saul will be most pissed off.

  51. noseycow Says:

    teheheh – so there is a God! :grin:

  52. Gloria Smudd Says:

    After I’d sampled most of the Chocolate Biscuit Assortment washed down with a pint of Cola, I seemed to have the fortitude to persuade Oestrogen Kid that my computer drivel is more worthwhile than her computer drivel and she’s been lovingly replaced by me. Ha! I feel a little frail now after the clash of personalities, so I’m having a slab of Victoria Sponge to calm my nerves.

  53. NobblySan Says:

    1636: GOAL Middlesbrough 1-3 Bolton
    That ends that fightback then. Bolton go straight up the other end and Johan Elmander beats the defender before firing into the corner. Classy goal that, worthy of an £8.2m striker. 63 seconds between the goals.

    1635: GOAL Middlesbrough 1-2 Bolton
    A goalmouth scramble ends with Emanuel Pogatetz smashing the loose ball home.

    OH DEAR… OH DEAR…

  54. Julie Says:

    Am I allowed?

    Hier kommie bokkie … hier kommie bokke ….

    And … I’m NOT sober …….. :lol:

  55. Julie Says:

    …. in akshuaaal fekt ….. I’m rawther pished … and it’s rawther difficult typing these here words ….. :lol:

  56. NobblySan Says:

    Hi Julie,

    Score as I predicted…..

  57. Julie Says:

    Yep Nobbly …. well done! I enjoyed the game though …. :-)

  58. NobblySan Says:

    I didn’t watch it Julie.

    I saw a bit of the Irish game, and some of Wales vs All Blacks.

  59. Julie Says:

    Do you know what the score was?

  60. Gloria Smudd Says:

    I saw the inside of the biscuit barrel and another episode of Columbo.

  61. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Murderer 0, Columbo 1.

  62. Julie Says:

    GLORIA!!!! U bloody oversized cow … I’m deseprately tryintg to type neatly here …. ish not working :grn:

  63. Julie Says:

    Oh dear :oops: even the broad smile diidddn’t work :grin: …. ok, ok, I’m not shober ok? :cool:

  64. Julie Says:

    & now Spammy (fuckim) has decided I’m not good enough … and tossed me into mods AGAIN …. I’m gonna get you SPAMMIE :grin:

  65. Julie Says:

    Ok … is it time for me to duck over to the other side :evil:

  66. duncanr Says:

    Hi Julie

    Was just passing when I head a scream from the Spammer.

    What have you been up to to upset it so? :lol

  67. Julie Says:

    Helloooooooo? :lol:

  68. duncanr Says:

    Kisses to you me little b***** :lol:

  69. Julie Says:

    Hiya Druncan :grin: … I’m pished coz the bokke SLAUGHTERED the Englisheshes … I can’t type properlyishlike at the mo … and now Spamie is taking advantage of the weak :grin:

  70. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Julie, my elasticated-waist is stretched to breaking point and I’ve just swigged my first glass of L’Iverblaster Plonkette; I’ll be right behind you in the typo stakes in a while. Soon it’s off to the takeaway for 6,000 calories of highly seasoned nibbles and then a few deep-fried marshmallows in choccy sauce for pud. (still pedalling this computer …)

  71. Julie Says:

    Duncy … :sob: why I am always in moderation? It brings back baaaad memories :sad:

  72. duncanr Says:

    P.S. I’m not exactly sober meself :lol:

  73. Gloria Smudd Says:

    … all this mention of Spam … perhaps I could manage a few Spam Fritters as an ‘amuse bouche’ …

  74. Julie Says:

    Glo! MARSHMALLIES … bring em on :lol:

  75. Gloria Smudd Says:

    2nd glass of Plonkette down the hatch, dear girl!

  76. Julie Says:

    Shecond glass …. twas a long time gone ……………..

  77. Julie Says:

    I’m hungry ……. FFFFFFOOOOOOODdd PLEASE :lol:

  78. duncanr Says:

    Julie said

    why I am always in moderation?

    Bugger me (please don’t) if I know !!!

  79. duncanr Says:

    I’m doing baked potatoes at the moment if anyone’s interested ?

  80. Gloria Smudd Says:

    … rustle, rustle … does the tiny but tell-tale rustle of a distant Stealth Hippo still cause a quickening in the lower digestive tract, oh dearest Duncan?

  81. Julie Says:

    PLEEEEEEZ ……I’m staaarviing …..

  82. duncanr Says:

    Gloria, I’m shitting myself :wink:

  83. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Hang on girl, I’m just arranging attractive triangles of Spam Fritter into a double spiral … add a suggestion of chopped coriander and a few slices of pickled egg … Voila! Feast away!

  84. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Oh dear. Should I market my proximity as a laxative then? Gloria’s Bum Un-bung?

  85. Julie Says:

    FooD :grin: :lol: Yumee yumee …. food

  86. duncanr Says:

    Swap you one baked potato with cheesy garlic filling on a bed of romaine lettuce and sliced tomato, drizzled with a vinegar/Jamaican Hot Pepper Sauce for one of those spam fritters.

  87. Julie Says:

    Now I’m entering kitchen …I’m ravenous ….. I shall see you later …..

  88. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Make it TWO baked potatoes with all the above, and it’s a deal (remember, I’m pedalling enough for all of tubby womanhood here to keep this stone age computer going..)

  89. Julie Says:

    TaRa … food calls ….

  90. duncanr Says:

    Bye Julie :lol:

  91. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Enjjoy Juuliee :grin:

  92. noseycow Says:

    did I miss dinner?

  93. Gloria Smudd Says:

    I hope you didn’t and I hope I didn’t either. (pedal, pedal)

  94. noseycow Says:

    well I was busy muching salmon baked on a bed of noodles with cream and white wine sauce. followed by the biscuit tin!! :grin:

  95. noseycow Says:

    villa 0 man u 0

  96. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Ooooh! That sounds like a large and yummy plateful, and I’ve got such a tiny tummy, I couldn’t possibly wolf that down and then nip out to the Noodle Bar for 8 family-sized cartons of yumminess. So I won’t. Or at least I won’t broadcast the fact to Carmen’s other more abstemious customers. Anyway, I’m celebrating the fact that the wonderful woodburner fire has been lit tonight for the first time this winter and is now putting out so many ergs that the kittens’ fur is melting to their little ribcages and we’ve had to open the creaky windows so we don’t all melt!

  97. Saul Says:

    Stuck in’t spammer

  98. noseycow Says:

    sounds lovely, we goy the front room fire lit, even though its still cowlless! so i am to retire infront of it and get my sat night fix of cowells another way!

    see you later gprgeous gloria. :grin:

  99. noseycow Says:

    Now you two love birds be good now x

  100. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Mmmmwwwaaaaahhh noseylovelybird!

    Coo! Coo! (remember the Coo-Coo Pigeon Sisters in the Odd Couple?)

  101. Saul Says:

    Just need to finish spitting feathers and thaw out with some hot chocolate and a Blue Riband, then I’ll be right with you.

  102. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Would you like the remains of an Aztec Bar?

  103. Saul Says:

    Exotic!!

    That’s some very fetching pedal pushers you are sporting there Toots.

  104. Gloria Smudd Says:

    and I’ve got a fluffy Murray Mint stuffed in the hem of my knicker leg ..

  105. Gloria Smudd Says:

    …grunt .. pedal … munch … post … deep-fry a Mars bar … pedal … chew … puff … pedal … eat deep-fried Mars Bar … pedal … glad you noticed!

  106. Saul Says:

    Steady on, I almost spilled my sherbert fountain then….

  107. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Actually, we are all going out for a few more calories, so back later! Mmmwah! xx (Melvyn needs some new shoes; see you at the Family Counselling Session on Thursday …)

  108. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Oops! Dab it quickly with a sheet of Bounty!

  109. Saul Says:

    I’m just going to get a Jubbly out of the freezer compartment to stick on the back of my neck.

  110. MrsT Says:

    ‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas …. tra la la la la. By ‘eck, what’s been going off in here then? Mars bar and aztec wrappers everywhere! Is that a murray mint on the floor …..

    Right, I’d better make a list …. not long to go now.

    1) Ask Carmen about tree …… artificial or real.

    2) If real, get some spray cos Saul will do nowt but moan about pine needles.

    3) Where to put it …… aha, chuck out karaoke machine.

    4) Get chimney swept …. I’m sure Saul has still got his chimney brushes …. that’ll keep him busy for an hour or two.

    5) Logs for fire ……. make sure Saul’s chopper is in fine fettle.

    ‘ Chestnuts roasting by an open fire …… la la la la la’

  111. duncanr Says:

    make sure Saul’s chopper is in fine fettle
    How are you proposing to do that, Mrs T ?

    And does Mr T know ?

  112. Saul Says:

    Time to think about which Pantomime we will be performing, plus a cast list.

    We will need a Principal Boy, any of you Ladies good at slapping your thighs?

    (cue Nobbly and Duncan’s slapper jokes)

  113. NobblySan Says:

    Did you hear the one about Nosey and the band of the Grenadier Guards?

    No?

    Well…… maybe not. It’s a bit predictable.

  114. MrsT Says:

    I suppose I could ask him Duncan.

    Saul …… how’s your chopper?

  115. Saul Says:

    Ready for the beanstalk.

  116. NobblySan Says:

    Don’t encourage the bugger MrsT.

  117. noseycow Says:

    Did I miss theGredadier Guards? :cry:

  118. NobblySan Says:

    Not according to what I’ve heard.

  119. noseycow Says:

    ;) All of them? :grin:

  120. Saul Says:

    Spammed again.

    You’re out now – see above (Nobbly)

  121. NobblySan Says:

    Including the regimental mascot, apparently.

  122. noseycow Says:

    Ii always say that life is too short, one should never waste an opportunity… ;)

  123. NobblySan Says:

    Life for me has always been too bloody short.

  124. NobblySan Says:

    Talking of which… looks like Julie hasn’t sobered up yet.

  125. noseycow Says:

    I wouldn’t mind being the back of the pantomime horse Saul – but it depends on who’s gonna be the front ;)

  126. Saul Says:

    Shouldn’t that be.. see below Nobbly

  127. NobblySan Says:

    I though I was supposed to be the aggrieved party at the back?

    The fartee as opposed to the farter.

  128. noseycow Says:

    I wasn’t thinking past hugging Ronaldo’s bum all evening, hands round his waist, under cover of a … oh I’m just gonna check out the freezer… :oops:

  129. NobblySan Says:

    …and what if young Cristiano had just scoffed a plate of beans sur la toast for his post-match tea?

    Would you still be hanging on in there?

  130. noseycow Says:

    mmmm what do you think ;)

  131. noseycow Says:

    Yippeee – Rachel’s out!!!!! :grin:

  132. Saul Says:

    I’m very happy for her.

  133. noseycow Says:

    Yuk, whats that? Chewing gum? ughhhh stuck to the bottom of my shoe :mad:

    Fess up you lot, who’s been spitting out? :shock:

  134. noseycow Says:

    Saul – so am I :grin:

  135. MrsT Says:

    Thank gawd for that!

    Mind you Eggnog should have gone weeks ago.

  136. MrsT Says:

    Has somebody been trying to load up an avatar for moi?

    I’ve got a red cross instead of the usual grey lady.

  137. noseycow Says:

    yeah – but at least hes sweet ;) hiya Mrs T – all better at yours?

  138. NobblySan Says:

    alright….

    Who is Rachel, and what is she out of?

    I presume we’re talking Jungles, singing competions or dancing competions, and not loose change for the ‘Big Issue’ seller near the door.

  139. NobblySan Says:

    I thought it was grey bloke?

  140. MrsT Says:

    Spooky – the grey lady is back.

    Little ‘un came down with an ear infection, but otherwise we are all getting back to normal – whatever that is. Thanks for asking Nosey.

  141. noseycow Says:

    Nobbly – shes and ex con drug addict with 5 (or 6) kids 3 (or 4) of whom are in the care of social services, and she’s finally been booted out of the X Factor. :grin:

  142. MrsT Says:

    ‘Your saturday night starts here’ – the X Facor Nobbly.

  143. NobblySan Says:

    How come? Could she actually sing properly?

  144. MrsT Says:

    I could mean X Factor as well :lol:

  145. MrsT Says:

    Liked to throw wobblys Nobbly.

  146. NobblySan Says:

    I’ve been referred to as ‘that fecker Nobbly’ but never an ‘X facor Nobbly’

  147. noseycow Says:

    Noobly – some times she was excellent – others crap – big attitude bad attitude shone through…

  148. NobblySan Says:

    a wobbly nobbly? could be too much to drink that causes that.

  149. MrsT Says:

    You little facor, you.

  150. NobblySan Says:

    Away with ye Nosey….

    you don’t expect me to believe that someone on the X-factor was ever ‘excellent’ do you.

    “I don’t believe it”

  151. NobblySan Says:

    I’m not going to win this one. am I?

    I’ll shut up.

  152. Saul Says:

    Result!

  153. noseycow Says:

    when was the last time you watched it nobby??? :roll:

    You never find me commenting on stuff that I know nothing about ;) ROTFL :grin:

  154. noseycow Says:

    Saul ???? :???:

  155. Saul Says:

    Sorry Nosey, just the usual joke at your expense.

  156. MrsT Says:

    Saul, it was Nobbly who said he was going to shut up, not Nosey!

  157. Saul Says:

    Oops sorry again, must get some glasses.

  158. NobblySan Says:

    Make sure they’re full of ale.

  159. Saul Says:

    Sorry Nobbly, I crossed the line between smart arsed comment and trying to be funny.

  160. MrsT Says:

    We’ve got a ghost. My grey lady disappeared again, there was just a white box then she reappeared. The cafe’s haunted!

  161. noseycow Says:

    Saul – have another drink – you’re far to apologetic this evening :grin:

  162. Saul Says:

    How about Ratty as a Pantomime Dame?

  163. MrsT Says:

    In a Biggin’s sort of way Saul?

  164. NobblySan Says:

    He might fit the ‘bill’.

  165. NobblySan Says:

    Or an Albert Steptoe sort of way?

  166. Saul Says:

    Or Les Dawson even.

  167. MrsT Says:

    ‘ lazy, stubborn, narrow-minded, foul-mouthed, and has revolting personal habits.’ kind of way. you mean?

  168. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Still up luvvies? Room for a fatso inside? (expecting the answer ‘No’ and the winds to whisk the tumbleweed ad infinitum)

  169. Saul Says:

    Hello Toots!

  170. NobblySan Says:

    I’m sure we can squeeze you in BigG.

    Saul, widen that front door a touch would you mate?

  171. MrsT Says:

    Ratty if you’re reading this, that was the Wiki explanation of Albert Steptoe, not mine.

    I would never call you anything like that ……..

  172. noseycow Says:

    oliver reed even?

    hiya gorgeous gloria!

  173. NobblySan Says:

    It’s OK MrsT… I don’t think he’s listening.

    By the time that gets through the dodgy internet connections in Casablanca, we’ll be long gone.

  174. MrsT Says:

    Gloria! how you doodling sweetie?

  175. MrsT Says:

    I’m counting on it Nobbly.

    Love ya Ratty!

  176. Gloria Smudd Says:

    MrsT: we really ARE haunted here. Old cottage, history of nutters, my toddlers saw ‘angry man’ upstairs, 6-year-old son saw ‘angry man’ patrolling underneath his bedroom window, I see a man walking round outside; strange but true.

  177. noseycow Says:

    my kids and me get to see an angry man in this house, most days. :roll:

  178. MrsT Says:

    I often see a strange man in my house Gloria – I call him husband :lol:

  179. Gloria Smudd Says:

    I’m doodling amply, thanks Toots! Nosey, I am filled to the very brim with scoff and hooch! Nobbly, I am able to squidge the amplitude through the merest hint of an open door and I’m doodling with gay abandon, thanks! Now don’t you all bugger off and leave me here with the saloon door swingin’ on its creaky hinges..

  180. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Well, of course Old Smuddy counts as a strange man, but my world would be so much stranger without him. I think I’ll keep him if I can.

  181. Saul Says:

    Toots!

    Term of entrapment…errr I mean endearment

  182. MrsT Says:

    Look !!!!!!!!! The red cross is back!

    All this talk of ghosts ……..

  183. noseycow Says:

    hey – Saul us women can use whatever means, fair or foul to catch and keep our prey. ;)

  184. noseycow Says:

    mrs T – you’re seeing things. you’re still the grey man here.

  185. MrsT Says:

    Oh my, the grey lady is back.

    Quick, somebody get a man with a cross or a stake or summat!

  186. NobblySan Says:

    grey, grey, grey…. not a red cross in sight.

  187. noseycow Says:

    with all this talk of ghosts, this particular zombie is going to retire to dreamland. Be good now – and no sticking gum in all those secret places round the cafe. Saul gets mad when he comes to dispense of it. ;)

    night all

  188. NobblySan Says:

    see ya nosey.

  189. MrsT Says:

    I’m telling you, I’m not seeing things! But I’d better have a brandy to calm me nerves.

  190. NobblySan Says:

    You sure you’re not thinking of Benitez, MrsT. He’s red and was a bit cross about today’s draw.

  191. NobblySan Says:

    You can pass that brandy over here if you like, though.

  192. Saul Says:

    Infiltrated by the Knights Templar. It’s a conspiracy!

  193. NobblySan Says:

    Didn’t they have halos, and drove round in Volvo P1800s?

  194. MrsT Says:

    He’d every right to be I suppose Nobbly – could have gone 3 points clear and Manyoo could only draw.

  195. NobblySan Says:

    More reds who were cross then….. they’re bloody everywhere.

  196. Saul Says:

    Simon says good night.

  197. NobblySan Says:

    I think I’ll do as Simon says as well.

    Good Knight all.

  198. MrsT Says:

    Oh that’s it, just leave me here on my own with the spooky avators!

    S’okay, I’m not frightened, I’m tough, I can handle it ………………………………………… WAIT FOR ME !!!!


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