I wonder if anyone will be tempted? 10,000 is small change for a premiership footballer. The PL have threateneed to discipline any player that does it.
just got all sorted out on the right login and password and now I’ve been given work ffs. Buggeration. All I know is Wales are definitely playing New Zealand today and I should be there to cry me a river no matter what the end result may be.
Cool. Its all still working even though its still a boring avatar…I will be back to try and sort at least that out when people stop giving me stuff to do. Unless I forget who I am again
It’s a cobbled together one again, I’m afraid so I won’t bank on being part of the cafe clan for long. But it is nice to be able to pop in without having a tweedy librarian glaring at me! Plus the waddle into town was in danger of toning my nethers, whereas now I can just sit and stuff my face and type twaddle; from waddle to endless twaddle in one easy step. Yeah!
I’ve just had to have a Flake to keep my strength up. I think I’m going to have to have a packet of HobNobs with a flask of sweet tea in case I feel a bit giddy. (and I’m not sure all this pedalling is making my calves look any better..)
Would you believe it? The Oestrogen Kid is telling me to get off this bloody thing because she wants to BeeeeBoo her Face-ache-face-mates! So it looks like I’m being shoved off already.
After I’d sampled most of the Chocolate Biscuit Assortment washed down with a pint of Cola, I seemed to have the fortitude to persuade Oestrogen Kid that my computer drivel is more worthwhile than her computer drivel and she’s been lovingly replaced by me. Ha! I feel a little frail now after the clash of personalities, so I’m having a slab of Victoria Sponge to calm my nerves.
1636: GOAL Middlesbrough 1-3 Bolton
That ends that fightback then. Bolton go straight up the other end and Johan Elmander beats the defender before firing into the corner. Classy goal that, worthy of an £8.2m striker. 63 seconds between the goals.
1635: GOAL Middlesbrough 1-2 Bolton
A goalmouth scramble ends with Emanuel Pogatetz smashing the loose ball home.
Hiya Druncan … I’m pished coz the bokke SLAUGHTERED the Englisheshes … I can’t type properlyishlike at the mo … and now Spamie is taking advantage of the weak
Julie, my elasticated-waist is stretched to breaking point and I’ve just swigged my first glass of L’Iverblaster Plonkette; I’ll be right behind you in the typo stakes in a while. Soon it’s off to the takeaway for 6,000 calories of highly seasoned nibbles and then a few deep-fried marshmallows in choccy sauce for pud. (still pedalling this computer …)
… rustle, rustle … does the tiny but tell-tale rustle of a distant Stealth Hippo still cause a quickening in the lower digestive tract, oh dearest Duncan?
Hang on girl, I’m just arranging attractive triangles of Spam Fritter into a double spiral … add a suggestion of chopped coriander and a few slices of pickled egg … Voila! Feast away!
Swap you one baked potato with cheesy garlic filling on a bed of romaine lettuce and sliced tomato, drizzled with a vinegar/Jamaican Hot Pepper Sauce for one of those spam fritters.
Make it TWO baked potatoes with all the above, and it’s a deal (remember, I’m pedalling enough for all of tubby womanhood here to keep this stone age computer going..)
Ooooh! That sounds like a large and yummy plateful, and I’ve got such a tiny tummy, I couldn’t possibly wolf that down and then nip out to the Noodle Bar for 8 family-sized cartons of yumminess. So I won’t. Or at least I won’t broadcast the fact to Carmen’s other more abstemious customers. Anyway, I’m celebrating the fact that the wonderful woodburner fire has been lit tonight for the first time this winter and is now putting out so many ergs that the kittens’ fur is melting to their little ribcages and we’ve had to open the creaky windows so we don’t all melt!
sounds lovely, we goy the front room fire lit, even though its still cowlless! so i am to retire infront of it and get my sat night fix of cowells another way!
Actually, we are all going out for a few more calories, so back later! Mmmwah! xx (Melvyn needs some new shoes; see you at the Family Counselling Session on Thursday …)
‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas …. tra la la la la. By ‘eck, what’s been going off in here then? Mars bar and aztec wrappers everywhere! Is that a murray mint on the floor …..
Right, I’d better make a list …. not long to go now.
1) Ask Carmen about tree …… artificial or real.
2) If real, get some spray cos Saul will do nowt but moan about pine needles.
3) Where to put it …… aha, chuck out karaoke machine.
4) Get chimney swept …. I’m sure Saul has still got his chimney brushes …. that’ll keep him busy for an hour or two.
5) Logs for fire ……. make sure Saul’s chopper is in fine fettle.
‘ Chestnuts roasting by an open fire …… la la la la la’
Nobbly – shes and ex con drug addict with 5 (or 6) kids 3 (or 4) of whom are in the care of social services, and she’s finally been booted out of the X Factor.
MrsT: we really ARE haunted here. Old cottage, history of nutters, my toddlers saw ‘angry man’ upstairs, 6-year-old son saw ‘angry man’ patrolling underneath his bedroom window, I see a man walking round outside; strange but true.
I’m doodling amply, thanks Toots! Nosey, I am filled to the very brim with scoff and hooch! Nobbly, I am able to squidge the amplitude through the merest hint of an open door and I’m doodling with gay abandon, thanks! Now don’t you all bugger off and leave me here with the saloon door swingin’ on its creaky hinges..
with all this talk of ghosts, this particular zombie is going to retire to dreamland. Be good now – and no sticking gum in all those secret places round the cafe. Saul gets mad when he comes to dispense of it.
November 22, 2008 at 7:29 am
Morning Duncan.
November 22, 2008 at 7:35 am
Rugby League World Cup Final this morning. Australia vs New Zealand.
November 22, 2008 at 8:24 am
http://tiny.cc/iY47f
November 22, 2008 at 8:35 am
Morning Saul
You mastered the TaiKai ?
November 22, 2008 at 8:38 am
I wonder if anyone will be tempted? 10,000 is small change for a premiership footballer. The PL have threateneed to discipline any player that does it.
November 22, 2008 at 8:44 am
morning all
Is it still friday?
November 22, 2008 at 8:46 am
Morning Nosey
It is if you haven’t been to bed yet
November 22, 2008 at 8:53 am
ta Duncan!!!
November 22, 2008 at 8:57 am
Guten morgen damen und herren!
November 22, 2008 at 9:01 am
wis gehts einen?
November 22, 2008 at 9:02 am
November 22, 2008 at 9:04 am
I thought I was on dodgy ground….
November 22, 2008 at 9:07 am
and?
November 22, 2008 at 9:14 am
With my German spelling!
Get with it woman!
November 22, 2008 at 9:23 am
Always a few steps behind…
November 22, 2008 at 9:31 am
arghhh!
Don’t do that.
It’s a lovely sunny MORNING… what’s all this ‘evening’ shit? Have you emigrated to Oz overnight?
November 22, 2008 at 9:35 am
I’m going to bed in a little while so it must be evening. innit
November 22, 2008 at 11:02 am
New Zealand defeated the 1 to 9 on favourites Australia 34-20 in the World Cup final.
Don’t you love it when the underdogs win.
Off now to see some Trotters get trampled.
November 22, 2008 at 2:40 pm
just got all sorted out on the right login and password and now I’ve been given work ffs. Buggeration. All I know is Wales are definitely playing New Zealand today and I should be there to cry me a river no matter what the end result may be.
November 22, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Cool. Its all still working even though its still a boring avatar…I will be back to try and sort at least that out when people stop giving me stuff to do. Unless I forget who I am again
November 22, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Randie LOL, you’re so definately in the right place if you keep forgetting who you are!!
November 22, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Bugger!
Have I missed the new super-ADSL version of Randie?
November 22, 2008 at 3:26 pm
nobbly you show off…
November 22, 2008 at 3:38 pm
November 22, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Gloria!!!! Yippeee – your very own????
November 22, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Saul will be happy.
November 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Aye, our very own. I don’t think Saul will actually be happy!
November 22, 2008 at 3:47 pm
awww sucks Glors, you know how he loves it when you chase him around the tables….
Now is it a ‘posh’ one or a cobbled together, ‘don’t turn it off incase it never starts again’ job?
November 22, 2008 at 3:53 pm
’show off’, why?
November 22, 2008 at 3:54 pm
It’s a cobbled together one again, I’m afraid so I won’t bank on being part of the cafe clan for long. But it is nice to be able to pop in without having a tweedy librarian glaring at me! Plus the waddle into town was in danger of toning my nethers, whereas now I can just sit and stuff my face and type twaddle; from waddle to endless twaddle in one easy step. Yeah!
November 22, 2008 at 3:54 pm
you know what ADSL is.
November 22, 2008 at 3:55 pm
A ‘pooter, Gloria?
Is it a posh one wiv a screen an’ everything?
November 22, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Glorai – you been looking at my web cam again!!
November 22, 2008 at 3:57 pm
ADSL = Anybody Done Sauls Laundry
right?
November 22, 2008 at 3:57 pm
burble…
November 22, 2008 at 3:58 pm
It’s a peddle-driven ‘pooter, hewn from local sedimentary rock, uses BC Basic and Barney Rubble plugged it in yesterday.
November 22, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Nobbly – PMSL I suppose he may have taken it round Mrs T’s the other night when she was necked.
Gloria – THE Barney Rubble?
November 22, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Peddle-driven?
How ‘green’ is that!!
Mine’s steam powered, and needs stoking with non-sustainable fossil fuels every now and again.
November 22, 2008 at 4:02 pm
THE Barney Rubble. The very one.
November 22, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Sadly, being pedal-driven, this ‘pooter requires operators of a certain stamina and … gasp … wheeeeze …. puff …. ………………………………..
November 22, 2008 at 4:04 pm
…………………………… gasp …. I have no more stamina that you might expect of a woman of my proportions.
November 22, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Mine works fine on a continuous Caffeine and glucose drip and Nicotene nebulizers.
November 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Gloria – Boll***s, you just want to play with your ginger pussy(s)
November 22, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I’ve just had to have a Flake to keep my strength up. I think I’m going to have to have a packet of HobNobs with a flask of sweet tea in case I feel a bit giddy. (and I’m not sure all this pedalling is making my calves look any better..)
November 22, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Saul will be able to tell you, he’s probably hiding under the table…
November 22, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Ah! Those furry purries! Now you’re talking!
Would you believe it? The Oestrogen Kid is telling me to get off this bloody thing because she wants to BeeeeBoo her Face-ache-face-mates! So it looks like I’m being shoved off already.
November 22, 2008 at 4:13 pm
OMG! What a thought! I hope he has very poor eyesight and a very strong stomach!
November 22, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Anyway, it’s time I had a few jam sandwiches, so back later y’all.
November 22, 2008 at 4:15 pm
He does sail the oceans , so i suspect he’s seen a thing or two.
My angel is the teenager from hell today stomping around the house – we should introduce them on bebo, they could compare notes about daft mothers.
November 22, 2008 at 4:16 pm
seee ya Gloria mmmmwwwwwhhhhh x
November 22, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Chelsea 0-0 Newcastle
Liverpool 0-0 Fulham
Man City 2-0 Arsenal
Middlesbrough 0-2 Bolton
Portsmouth 1-1 Hull
Stoke 0-0 West Brom
Oh dear…
Saul will be most pissed off.
November 22, 2008 at 4:22 pm
teheheh – so there is a God!
November 22, 2008 at 4:37 pm
After I’d sampled most of the Chocolate Biscuit Assortment washed down with a pint of Cola, I seemed to have the fortitude to persuade Oestrogen Kid that my computer drivel is more worthwhile than her computer drivel and she’s been lovingly replaced by me. Ha! I feel a little frail now after the clash of personalities, so I’m having a slab of Victoria Sponge to calm my nerves.
November 22, 2008 at 4:49 pm
1636: GOAL Middlesbrough 1-3 Bolton
That ends that fightback then. Bolton go straight up the other end and Johan Elmander beats the defender before firing into the corner. Classy goal that, worthy of an £8.2m striker. 63 seconds between the goals.
1635: GOAL Middlesbrough 1-2 Bolton
A goalmouth scramble ends with Emanuel Pogatetz smashing the loose ball home.
OH DEAR… OH DEAR…
November 22, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Am I allowed?
Hier kommie bokkie … hier kommie bokke ….
And … I’m NOT sober ……..
November 22, 2008 at 5:57 pm
…. in akshuaaal fekt ….. I’m rawther pished … and it’s rawther difficult typing these here words …..
November 22, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Hi Julie,
Score as I predicted…..
November 22, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Yep Nobbly …. well done! I enjoyed the game though ….
November 22, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I didn’t watch it Julie.
I saw a bit of the Irish game, and some of Wales vs All Blacks.
November 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Do you know what the score was?
November 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
I saw the inside of the biscuit barrel and another episode of Columbo.
November 22, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Murderer 0, Columbo 1.
November 22, 2008 at 6:19 pm
GLORIA!!!! U bloody oversized cow … I’m deseprately tryintg to type neatly here …. ish not working :grn:
November 22, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Oh dear
even the broad smile diidddn’t work
…. ok, ok, I’m not shober ok?
November 22, 2008 at 6:22 pm
& now Spammy (fuckim) has decided I’m not good enough … and tossed me into mods AGAIN …. I’m gonna get you SPAMMIE
November 22, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Ok … is it time for me to duck over to the other side
November 22, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Hi Julie
Was just passing when I head a scream from the Spammer.
What have you been up to to upset it so? :lol
November 22, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Helloooooooo?
November 22, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Kisses to you me little b*****
November 22, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Hiya Druncan
… I’m pished coz the bokke SLAUGHTERED the Englisheshes … I can’t type properlyishlike at the mo … and now Spamie is taking advantage of the weak
November 22, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Julie, my elasticated-waist is stretched to breaking point and I’ve just swigged my first glass of L’Iverblaster Plonkette; I’ll be right behind you in the typo stakes in a while. Soon it’s off to the takeaway for 6,000 calories of highly seasoned nibbles and then a few deep-fried marshmallows in choccy sauce for pud. (still pedalling this computer …)
November 22, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Duncy … :sob: why I am always in moderation? It brings back baaaad memories
November 22, 2008 at 6:30 pm
P.S. I’m not exactly sober meself
November 22, 2008 at 6:30 pm
… all this mention of Spam … perhaps I could manage a few Spam Fritters as an ‘amuse bouche’ …
November 22, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Glo! MARSHMALLIES … bring em on
November 22, 2008 at 6:32 pm
2nd glass of Plonkette down the hatch, dear girl!
November 22, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Shecond glass …. twas a long time gone ……………..
November 22, 2008 at 6:35 pm
I’m hungry ……. FFFFFFOOOOOOODdd PLEASE
November 22, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Julie said
why I am always in moderation?
Bugger me (please don’t) if I know !!!
November 22, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I’m doing baked potatoes at the moment if anyone’s interested ?
November 22, 2008 at 6:37 pm
… rustle, rustle … does the tiny but tell-tale rustle of a distant Stealth Hippo still cause a quickening in the lower digestive tract, oh dearest Duncan?
November 22, 2008 at 6:38 pm
PLEEEEEEZ ……I’m staaarviing …..
November 22, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Gloria, I’m shitting myself
November 22, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Hang on girl, I’m just arranging attractive triangles of Spam Fritter into a double spiral … add a suggestion of chopped coriander and a few slices of pickled egg … Voila! Feast away!
November 22, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Oh dear. Should I market my proximity as a laxative then? Gloria’s Bum Un-bung?
November 22, 2008 at 6:42 pm
FooD
Yumee yumee …. food
November 22, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Swap you one baked potato with cheesy garlic filling on a bed of romaine lettuce and sliced tomato, drizzled with a vinegar/Jamaican Hot Pepper Sauce for one of those spam fritters.
November 22, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Now I’m entering kitchen …I’m ravenous ….. I shall see you later …..
November 22, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Make it TWO baked potatoes with all the above, and it’s a deal (remember, I’m pedalling enough for all of tubby womanhood here to keep this stone age computer going..)
November 22, 2008 at 6:46 pm
TaRa … food calls ….
November 22, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Bye Julie
November 22, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Enjjoy Juuliee
November 22, 2008 at 7:11 pm
did I miss dinner?
November 22, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I hope you didn’t and I hope I didn’t either. (pedal, pedal)
November 22, 2008 at 7:19 pm
well I was busy muching salmon baked on a bed of noodles with cream and white wine sauce. followed by the biscuit tin!!
November 22, 2008 at 7:22 pm
villa 0 man u 0
November 22, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Ooooh! That sounds like a large and yummy plateful, and I’ve got such a tiny tummy, I couldn’t possibly wolf that down and then nip out to the Noodle Bar for 8 family-sized cartons of yumminess. So I won’t. Or at least I won’t broadcast the fact to Carmen’s other more abstemious customers. Anyway, I’m celebrating the fact that the wonderful woodburner fire has been lit tonight for the first time this winter and is now putting out so many ergs that the kittens’ fur is melting to their little ribcages and we’ve had to open the creaky windows so we don’t all melt!
November 22, 2008 at 7:27 pm
http://tiny.cc/RcALO
November 22, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Stuck in’t spammer
November 22, 2008 at 7:30 pm
sounds lovely, we goy the front room fire lit, even though its still cowlless! so i am to retire infront of it and get my sat night fix of cowells another way!
see you later gprgeous gloria.
November 22, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Now you two love birds be good now x
November 22, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Mmmmwwwaaaaahhh noseylovelybird!
Coo! Coo! (remember the Coo-Coo Pigeon Sisters in the Odd Couple?)
November 22, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Just need to finish spitting feathers and thaw out with some hot chocolate and a Blue Riband, then I’ll be right with you.
November 22, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Would you like the remains of an Aztec Bar?
November 22, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Exotic!!
That’s some very fetching pedal pushers you are sporting there Toots.
November 22, 2008 at 7:49 pm
and I’ve got a fluffy Murray Mint stuffed in the hem of my knicker leg ..
November 22, 2008 at 7:51 pm
…grunt .. pedal … munch … post … deep-fry a Mars bar … pedal … chew … puff … pedal … eat deep-fried Mars Bar … pedal … glad you noticed!
November 22, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Steady on, I almost spilled my sherbert fountain then….
November 22, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Actually, we are all going out for a few more calories, so back later! Mmmwah! xx (Melvyn needs some new shoes; see you at the Family Counselling Session on Thursday …)
November 22, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Oops! Dab it quickly with a sheet of Bounty!
November 22, 2008 at 7:55 pm
I’m just going to get a Jubbly out of the freezer compartment to stick on the back of my neck.
November 22, 2008 at 9:00 pm
‘It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas …. tra la la la la. By ‘eck, what’s been going off in here then? Mars bar and aztec wrappers everywhere! Is that a murray mint on the floor …..
Right, I’d better make a list …. not long to go now.
1) Ask Carmen about tree …… artificial or real.
2) If real, get some spray cos Saul will do nowt but moan about pine needles.
3) Where to put it …… aha, chuck out karaoke machine.
4) Get chimney swept …. I’m sure Saul has still got his chimney brushes …. that’ll keep him busy for an hour or two.
5) Logs for fire ……. make sure Saul’s chopper is in fine fettle.
‘ Chestnuts roasting by an open fire …… la la la la la’
November 22, 2008 at 9:25 pm
make sure Saul’s chopper is in fine fettle
How are you proposing to do that, Mrs T ?
And does Mr T know ?
November 22, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Time to think about which Pantomime we will be performing, plus a cast list.
We will need a Principal Boy, any of you Ladies good at slapping your thighs?
(cue Nobbly and Duncan’s slapper jokes)
November 22, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Did you hear the one about Nosey and the band of the Grenadier Guards?
No?
Well…… maybe not. It’s a bit predictable.
November 22, 2008 at 9:50 pm
I suppose I could ask him Duncan.
Saul …… how’s your chopper?
November 22, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Ready for the beanstalk.
November 22, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Don’t encourage the bugger MrsT.
November 22, 2008 at 10:07 pm
Did I miss theGredadier Guards?
November 22, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Not according to what I’ve heard.
November 22, 2008 at 10:13 pm
November 22, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Nobbly and Duncan audition.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=XezyJh8OqVk
November 22, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Spammed again.
You’re out now – see above (Nobbly)
November 22, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Including the regimental mascot, apparently.
November 22, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Ii always say that life is too short, one should never waste an opportunity…
November 22, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Life for me has always been too bloody short.
November 22, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Talking of which… looks like Julie hasn’t sobered up yet.
November 22, 2008 at 10:22 pm
I wouldn’t mind being the back of the pantomime horse Saul – but it depends on who’s gonna be the front
November 22, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Shouldn’t that be.. see below Nobbly
November 22, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I though I was supposed to be the aggrieved party at the back?
The fartee as opposed to the farter.
November 22, 2008 at 10:29 pm
I wasn’t thinking past hugging Ronaldo’s bum all evening, hands round his waist, under cover of a … oh I’m just gonna check out the freezer…
November 22, 2008 at 10:34 pm
…and what if young Cristiano had just scoffed a plate of beans sur la toast for his post-match tea?
Would you still be hanging on in there?
November 22, 2008 at 10:35 pm
mmmm what do you think
November 22, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Yippeee – Rachel’s out!!!!!
November 22, 2008 at 10:43 pm
I’m very happy for her.
November 22, 2008 at 10:44 pm
Yuk, whats that? Chewing gum? ughhhh stuck to the bottom of my shoe
Fess up you lot, who’s been spitting out?
November 22, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Saul – so am I
November 22, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Thank gawd for that!
Mind you Eggnog should have gone weeks ago.
November 22, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Has somebody been trying to load up an avatar for moi?
I’ve got a red cross instead of the usual grey lady.
November 22, 2008 at 10:47 pm
yeah – but at least hes sweet
hiya Mrs T – all better at yours?
November 22, 2008 at 10:47 pm
alright….
Who is Rachel, and what is she out of?
I presume we’re talking Jungles, singing competions or dancing competions, and not loose change for the ‘Big Issue’ seller near the door.
November 22, 2008 at 10:49 pm
I thought it was grey bloke?
November 22, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Spooky – the grey lady is back.
Little ‘un came down with an ear infection, but otherwise we are all getting back to normal – whatever that is. Thanks for asking Nosey.
November 22, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Nobbly – shes and ex con drug addict with 5 (or 6) kids 3 (or 4) of whom are in the care of social services, and she’s finally been booted out of the X Factor.
November 22, 2008 at 10:51 pm
‘Your saturday night starts here’ – the X Facor Nobbly.
November 22, 2008 at 10:52 pm
How come? Could she actually sing properly?
November 22, 2008 at 10:52 pm
I could mean X Factor as well
November 22, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Liked to throw wobblys Nobbly.
November 22, 2008 at 10:53 pm
I’ve been referred to as ‘that fecker Nobbly’ but never an ‘X facor Nobbly’
November 22, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Noobly – some times she was excellent – others crap – big attitude bad attitude shone through…
November 22, 2008 at 10:54 pm
a wobbly nobbly? could be too much to drink that causes that.
November 22, 2008 at 10:54 pm
You little facor, you.
November 22, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Away with ye Nosey….
you don’t expect me to believe that someone on the X-factor was ever ‘excellent’ do you.
“I don’t believe it”
November 22, 2008 at 10:56 pm
I’m not going to win this one. am I?
I’ll shut up.
November 22, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Result!
November 22, 2008 at 10:58 pm
when was the last time you watched it nobby???
You never find me commenting on stuff that I know nothing about
ROTFL
November 22, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Saul ????
November 22, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Sorry Nosey, just the usual joke at your expense.
November 22, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Saul, it was Nobbly who said he was going to shut up, not Nosey!
November 22, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Oops sorry again, must get some glasses.
November 22, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Make sure they’re full of ale.
November 22, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Sorry Nobbly, I crossed the line between smart arsed comment and trying to be funny.
November 22, 2008 at 11:09 pm
We’ve got a ghost. My grey lady disappeared again, there was just a white box then she reappeared. The cafe’s haunted!
November 22, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Saul – have another drink – you’re far to apologetic this evening
November 22, 2008 at 11:11 pm
How about Ratty as a Pantomime Dame?
November 22, 2008 at 11:13 pm
In a Biggin’s sort of way Saul?
November 22, 2008 at 11:13 pm
He might fit the ‘bill’.
November 22, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Or an Albert Steptoe sort of way?
November 22, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Or Les Dawson even.
November 22, 2008 at 11:16 pm
‘ lazy, stubborn, narrow-minded, foul-mouthed, and has revolting personal habits.’ kind of way. you mean?
November 22, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Still up luvvies? Room for a fatso inside? (expecting the answer ‘No’ and the winds to whisk the tumbleweed ad infinitum)
November 22, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Hello Toots!
November 22, 2008 at 11:18 pm
I’m sure we can squeeze you in BigG.
Saul, widen that front door a touch would you mate?
November 22, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Ratty if you’re reading this, that was the Wiki explanation of Albert Steptoe, not mine.
I would never call you anything like that ……..
November 22, 2008 at 11:19 pm
oliver reed even?
hiya gorgeous gloria!
November 22, 2008 at 11:20 pm
It’s OK MrsT… I don’t think he’s listening.
By the time that gets through the dodgy internet connections in Casablanca, we’ll be long gone.
November 22, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Gloria! how you doodling sweetie?
November 22, 2008 at 11:21 pm
I’m counting on it Nobbly.
Love ya Ratty!
November 22, 2008 at 11:22 pm
MrsT: we really ARE haunted here. Old cottage, history of nutters, my toddlers saw ‘angry man’ upstairs, 6-year-old son saw ‘angry man’ patrolling underneath his bedroom window, I see a man walking round outside; strange but true.
November 22, 2008 at 11:24 pm
my kids and me get to see an angry man in this house, most days.
November 22, 2008 at 11:24 pm
I often see a strange man in my house Gloria – I call him husband
November 22, 2008 at 11:26 pm
I’m doodling amply, thanks Toots! Nosey, I am filled to the very brim with scoff and hooch! Nobbly, I am able to squidge the amplitude through the merest hint of an open door and I’m doodling with gay abandon, thanks! Now don’t you all bugger off and leave me here with the saloon door swingin’ on its creaky hinges..
November 22, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Well, of course Old Smuddy counts as a strange man, but my world would be so much stranger without him. I think I’ll keep him if I can.
November 22, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Toots!
Term of entrapment…errr I mean endearment
November 22, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Look !!!!!!!!! The red cross is back!
All this talk of ghosts ……..
November 22, 2008 at 11:31 pm
hey – Saul us women can use whatever means, fair or foul to catch and keep our prey.
November 22, 2008 at 11:32 pm
mrs T – you’re seeing things. you’re still the grey man here.
November 22, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Oh my, the grey lady is back.
Quick, somebody get a man with a cross or a stake or summat!
November 22, 2008 at 11:34 pm
grey, grey, grey…. not a red cross in sight.
November 22, 2008 at 11:35 pm
with all this talk of ghosts, this particular zombie is going to retire to dreamland. Be good now – and no sticking gum in all those secret places round the cafe. Saul gets mad when he comes to dispense of it.
night all
November 22, 2008 at 11:35 pm
see ya nosey.
November 22, 2008 at 11:36 pm
I’m telling you, I’m not seeing things! But I’d better have a brandy to calm me nerves.
November 22, 2008 at 11:38 pm
You sure you’re not thinking of Benitez, MrsT. He’s red and was a bit cross about today’s draw.
November 22, 2008 at 11:39 pm
You can pass that brandy over here if you like, though.
November 22, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Infiltrated by the Knights Templar. It’s a conspiracy!
November 22, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Didn’t they have halos, and drove round in Volvo P1800s?
November 22, 2008 at 11:42 pm
He’d every right to be I suppose Nobbly – could have gone 3 points clear and Manyoo could only draw.
November 22, 2008 at 11:43 pm
More reds who were cross then….. they’re bloody everywhere.
November 22, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Simon says good night.
November 22, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I think I’ll do as Simon says as well.
Good Knight all.
November 22, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Oh that’s it, just leave me here on my own with the spooky avators!
S’okay, I’m not frightened, I’m tough, I can handle it ………………………………………… WAIT FOR ME !!!!