Booze results in brewers droop more sex

by duncanr

droopy_cigIt has long been a widely held belief that too much alcohol inhibits a male’s sexual performance.

Specifically, it results in erectile dysfunction – or as it is more commonly described, ‘brewers droop’

New research, however, cast doubt on this idea.

Dr Kew-Kim Chew, of Western Australia’s Keogh Institute for Medical Research found that amongst a sample of 1,580 Australian men the reverse appeared to be true. Those who drank a moderate amount of alcohol reported up to 30% fewer incidences of erectile dysfunction than did tee-totallers.

So, if any gent out there is looking to improve his performance in bed, the answer seems to be – have a ‘stiff’ drink !!!

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23 Comments to “Booze results in brewers droop more sex”

  1. It’s a bit of a bugger than this comes to light just as you give up booze for the year, eh Duncan!

  2. Just off to pour a double, double brandy ……..

  3. “Erectile dysfunction”

    Is that the same as falling asleep?

  4. Experienced in this area Ratty? ;-)

  5. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

  6. Thought so …. :lol:

  7. Happened to me once :oops:

    (Before I met Mrs D !!!)

    Might have got away with it too – until I started to snore :lol:

  8. Er, Julie

    Did you mean to send me this pic of the b/f holding his ‘chopper’ in his hand? :shock:

    http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aVw8l80

  9. Hey, he’s my age!!!

    Give him the boot, Julie and I’ll show you what a real man iszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

  10. Happened to you JUST once Duncan?

    I’ve lost count of the times I’ve woken up, alone, with my arse frozen to the rear view window of a Mk 2 Ford Cortina . . . and I’ve had a lot of cars, since then!

    All with the same result . . .

  11. ahhhh Mk 2 ford cortina- canary yellow with a black vinel roof… sigh

  12. Nosey, have we met?

  13. I don’t know – I can’t remember …. names ;)

  14. “Wow!” that was worth every penny of Fifty pounds, and here’s a tip.”

    . . . Does that ring any bells?

  15. Nah – I’ve never left a tip ;)

  16. Ratty,

    Was that the inside of the cortina window, or the outside?

  17. That should read . . . “Wow!” that was worth every penny of Fifty pounds, and here’s a tip RATARSED.”

    . . . Does that ring any bells?

  18. I’m a little unsettled by Nobbly’s attention to detail.

  19. Well…

    I have some old black and white photographs. They’re a bit blurred due to the bush that I was sitting in being a bit spiky, but it would help me catalogue my collection of photos of classic British cars if I knew all the details.

  20. Whey, hey, Nobbly.

    If you knew what I got up to in my Triumph Stag, you wouldn’t need to secrete yorself behind horny bushes.

    I could go on, but I won’t.

  21. “Truimph Stag” …. how appropriate!!

    Duncs!! That’s the LAST time I send you a piccie that’s meant to be kept between you and I ;-) … (is this in retaliation for the sheep I threw at you last night :grin: )

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