Ratty – NAKED !

by ratty

Sorry girls (and guys!), I just wanted to see how many hits I could generate.

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34 Comments to “Ratty – NAKED !”

  1. Duncan, don’t you dare interfere with some whacky photo off the internet.

    This experiment is based solely on my sexiness (incredibly high, I would think) on the image I have conjured in peoples minds, through my posts.

    I thank you.

    PS : Do you have adequate bandwidth?

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  2. is it me – or has it suddenly gone very HOT in here??? :lol:

    and my screen seems to have shrunk…. pmsl ;)

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  3. Me and all us peoples in Ratvian have collective multi-pull organisms when ratty, we think of.

    Ja, Ja, Ja, O-U-I !!!

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  4. those orgasms cause us all sorts of problems in the nhs Boleslaw :lol:

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  5. I think Nosey means that Mrs. A orgasm; the one that all the big noise is about.

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  6. Just checked the site stats, Ratty – somewhat surprisingly, there doesn’t seem to be much interest in seeing you naked. :lol:

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  7. do you know her then nobbly??? :shock:

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  8. You come near me with no clothes on Ratty, and you’ll generate a hit alright.

    If you’re lucky the bruise won’t last too long.

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  9. Yeah, Nosey.

    I had that MRSA once, but it wasa bit passe, you know – a bit common.

    So, I went to our local hospital and swapped it for some C.Diff. Now that was really cool – more of yer select sort of infection. You know, not the sort of stuff that any old riff raff get to catch.

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  10. Just give it 24 hours for the word to get around the internet!!!

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  11. i don’t think anyones that interested in nobblys cdiff! ;)

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  12. I’ve read all the above comments, and understood . . . NONE!

    You guy’s are freakier than even I, an acknowedged orgasm inducing poster with wit, charm and a well turned ankle, can even begin to explain. (follows latest theme).

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  13. You’ve been out of the country for too long Ratty – it’s a very British thing.

    Even though it sounds suspiciously French (clostridium difficile).

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  14. Right on Nobbly, mate.

    I now know that it’s hip to be “difficult” clostridium(Babel-fish is a wanker!)

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  15. ratty – at your age its all TOOOO common ;)

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  16. Sorry Ratty, but final scores for page views on 21st March was:-

    cherie blair naked – 1307

    ratty naked – 2

    Maybe if you claim to have had octuplets as a result of colliding with a US submarine whilst on a skiing holiday….

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  17. I’ll work on it. . .

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  18. alternatively you could find madela…. :oops:

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  19. What I want to know is how it came up with Tony Curtis on possibly related posts! :shock:

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  20. I think Ratty owes us an explanation, don’t you ? :lol:

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  21. Has he been having a fiddle and a tweak Duncan? :lol:

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  22. do you think it was the thought of duncan in his pink shirt what done it??? :shock: ;)

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  23. Now, now Duncan – calm down.

    I bet you look quite peachy in your pink shirt ;)

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  24. Peachy is a more feminine form of pink ….. :twisted:

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  25. well i believe that it is silky – so feminine may not be far wrong :lol: ;)

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  26. MrsT,

    Your threatening and overenthusiastic use of smilies this morning is forgiven.

    5-0!!

    I mean – five nil!!!

    It’s beyond what I could have hoped for.

    All I need now is for England to beat the West Indies (looking doubtful) and andy Murray to kick the waaay too athletic arse of Rafa Nadal (even more doubtful).

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  27. Ahem, could we now have a re-look at how many hits I registered?

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  28. Cor!

    You’ve got 34 hits today Ratty!

    Add that to your 2 from yesterday, and you’re closing fast on the uber-sexy wide mouthed frog that is Pete Booth’s little girl.

    Only another 1271 to go.

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  29. I, being the gentleman that I am, concede defeat.

    (f*ck it, f*ck it, f*ck it!!!)

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  30. Being the gentleman that you are Ratty, I know you will forgive me when I join in with Nobbly’s sentiments :

    5 nil to the Super Reds – stick that up your jacksy Sir Alex. Oh, by the way – how did you get on yesterday ……. ooops, silly me – YOU LOST!
    How did Chelski do – oh yeah, THEY LOST!
    ( I don’t know how long this winning streak will last so I’m making the most of it)

    Right, where were we …….

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