Thank God I’m an atheist (Luis Bunuel)
Daily Chat – 3rd Apr 2009
50 Comments to “Daily Chat – 3rd Apr 2009”
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Morning, Folks
I do believe it’s Nosey’s favourite day of the week today
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gggrrrrrr its Friday and i gotta work
what about you duncan you gonna work today at all????
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Oi !!!
I’ll have you know I did loads of work yesterday. Absolutely loads !!!
Yup, going in to the office today
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Loads
Run to the loo …. tickle the dogs …. run to the loo …. answer an e-mail ….. tickle the dogs …. run to the loo …. read an e-mail ….. tickle the dogs ……
Yup …. wuz one HARD day for our Duncs
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A pretty accurate description of my day yesterday
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1 1/2 hours to go before I go on a few days leave – I’m just preparing my office for when I’m not here.
Just pasted a sign onto the shredding machine next to my desk :
“INBOX”
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Must remember that one
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Where is everyone?
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Boo !!!
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BOO to you too
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That you on holiday now then?
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Everyone has my permission to get totally slammed over this weekend … b/f became a granddad today … and I’ve sworn blind I will NOT sleep next to a granddaddy
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Congrats to b/f
Does that make you an ‘almost step-granny’ ?
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Is me on hols …. whooppeee deedooo da day ….
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WHAT?
I’m far too young to be any kind of GRANNY!!!!
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If you say so, dear
Have you started knitting bootees for your ‘almost step-grandchild’?
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Psssst ….. get Wee Rab off the furniture
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Sshhh !!!
You weren’t supposed to tell anyone about that
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Moi? Knit? Wassat?
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Oooops … sorry …. pretend I didn’t say it
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‘S allright – I don’t think anyone noticed
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I’ll swop you ….
Wee Rab for a maltese that believes he’s the re-incarnation of Houdini
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P.S. you might find this comes in handy now that you’re an ‘almost step-granny’
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GRRRRRRRRR
I am NOT the knitting kind …. I’d rather do stripping
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congratulations nana julie
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Phsssssssssssssssst orrrf …..
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Wee Rab’s trick is not so much escaping from places but the opposite – breaking in.
Anytime he sees the slightest gap in a fence he wriggles through it.
There’s a sports club in the street where we live and the cricket ground abuts on to the park. The wee bugger keeps wriggling through gaps in the fence – which isn’t a problem at 3am in the morning when there’s no-one but me in the park but it’s bloody embarrassing when he does it when they’re actually playing a game
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Did you just mention CRICKET Duncs?
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Have you decided what you want the wean to call you – granny, gran, or the more formal grandmother?
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nana
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I might have done – in a sort of round about, by the way, hardly worth mentioning, kind of fashion!!!
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Blackmail time begins ……… I am in posession of a couple of photos of a certain little wee doggie doing things he shouldn’t be doing ………..
I AM TOO YOUNG TO BE ANYONE’S GRANNY …. geddit?
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The word CRICKET, in any form is no longer allowed here!
(and if Nobbles DARE come here and mention the fact that we were just slaughtered by 141 runs … I will personally buy an aeroplane ticket and come and bash his knees in … particularly considering the fact that it was a ONE DAY game
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Think positive Julie – you’ll be able to enter ‘glamorous granny’ competitions now.
Might even have a chance of winning
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grandma we love you, grandma we do ….
Mrs t ‘ll give you some tips
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh …. I thought I was amongst friends … I’ll never be the same again …..
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You’ll soon get the hang of it, Julie
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THAT’S IT!!!! I’m dumping b/f ……
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Now don’t be hasty, Julie
Wait until you’ve got that diamond ring – and then dump him
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Now there’s a thought …. why didn’t I think of that?
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Being serious for a moment – have you seen your new ‘almost step-grandchild’ ?
Is it a boy or a girl?
It’s important to know these things before you start knitting those bootees !!!
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No, I haven’t seen HIM yet …. he’s only a few hours old ….. we’ll see him tomorrow …. and HE won’t be getting any new bootees
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has b/f been ‘wetting the babies head’ ?
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NO … but I have
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B/f’s got the grumps at the mo … told him I’m cutting my hair off in the morning ….
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… grannies don’t have long hair
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Good idea!
You could use your shorn locks to knit a little mohair type cardigan for the little bokkie
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Julie, you can probably qualify for one of these now….
http://madhatters.me.uk/2009/04/03/cornish-pensioner-does-speed/
You could use it to get to cricket matches.
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Good evening folks, folkesses and grandma’s……
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Evening, Nobbly – Chippy
You’ve heard the news then – our little Julie has become a sort of GRANNY !!!
