humour is reason gone mad
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y, N O S E Y
H O P E Y O U H A V E A G O O D O N E !!!
P.S. If Mr Noseycow is still looking for something ‘special’ to buy you for your birthday, how about this . . .
http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqUFco0
A snip at a mere £7,995 – from
http://www.regtransfers.co.uk/main/searchs/searchresults.asp
Would go great with that new Ferrari !!!
Happy Birthday to my favourite Cow 
xxxx
She’s my favourite cow too – though she can be a bit of a meanie at times
(You wouldn’t believe the number of times she’s refused to lend me a ‘tenner’ ) 
Thanks you two!! xxxxxx
I must confess i was quite happy with my presents this morning – anti wrinkle cream and hair brush (yup – honest!! 
) , but now i’ve seen Duncan’s suggestion I WANT IT!!!! might have to have a very extra large paddy and get some tips from diamond ring seeking friends on how to get it! 
Well, diamond ring seeking friend has been very unsuccessful in quest for diamond ring so far – all my plans came to nothing, so I think the next best option is to flog guitars hanging on wall in studio – could get me quite a rock!
P.S. Steal hubby’s credit card and order online 
PMSL!!!! its an idea – i mean he wouldn’t want the number plate as part of the divorce settlement would he?
Nah, he wouldn’t have a chance … his name’s not NOSI COW
Oh BTW who on earth gave you WRINKLE CREAM 
…. are they trying to drop a subtle hint?
hey – it beats last years “how to be a domestic godess” book!
at least it wasn’t and annual subscription to weight watchers!!! rotfpmsl!
That reminds me of something …. MudBaby’s father was cheating on me, so I did a bit of detective work to find out who she was … didn’t take me long and I had her phone no, address, her work address … everything!
So I went to her work, and pretended to be selling something …. she was seriously overweight and had a glass eye …. so I SMS’d an eye doctor and weight watchers telephone numbers to her (Yeah, bitchy I know … but it felt soooo good)
JULIE thats aweful!!!
I love it!!!
Happy Birthday Ms Cow! Hope the sun shines on you all year long (unless you’re an avid gardener who’s praying for rain)
Happy Birthday!
Have a wonderful day!
thanks nursemyra and alan drinks are on Duncan – just help yourself at the bar
Bloody heck Nosey … you have the magic touch … how on earth did you manage to get that tight-fisted “soon to be sporran chippendale” to prise open his wallet?
Could I please have a six-pack of Berninis?
Er, I’d love to oblige Julie – but I’m a bit strapped for cash at the moment
In fact, I might have to set up a ‘Send your spare cash to Duncan’ Fund on the Madhatters !!!
No spare cash in the “Free Ram” kitty?
i’m sure he’d understand.
I’m not one for casting nasturtiums – I’m sure it is nothing more than coincidence that the Free Ram Collecting box behind the bar went missing at the same time Nobbly went off on his camping trip
Hahahaha!
I suspect he is raising a glass to Ram’s health even as we speak! And then another. And another… What the hell, he’s got some extra cash!
I look forward to hearing his explanation – it’s sure to be a beauty !!!
Many happy returns! Hope you have a wonderful birthday.
thanks Ram
Here I go again, last as usual 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOSEY !!!!!!!!! xxxx
(Duncs, do yer think you could send me an e-mail next time it’s somebody’s birthday – just once I would love to wish congratulations on the right day )
Errrrr …. why has my post ended up at the top and not the bottom
Have you been fiddling again boys? 
The world has turned 180 deg. MrsT so you are once again occupying your favourite position – on the bottom, rather than at the top
P.S. At the moment I only know 2 peoples birthdays – Anita and Nosey (well 3 if you count my own) but if people would like to tell me the date of their birthday (don’t need to tell me the year – just the day and the month), I would be happy to email birthday reminders to folks
1985 Druncan
Liar !!!
She’s a lying dog ……. her’s is the same year as mine, and in end 1985 I was expecting my first little baby …..
My birthday is 29/06/1966 …. let any one of you buggers forget it ….. my kids forget it , my ex hubby forgets it , my curret b/f forgets it …. my entire family forgets it … you’re all I have left 
Oh Julie – how COULD you!!! 
I had my first calf at the very end of 1996 – I was VERY young!!!
It’s a monday and I’ve marked it in my calendar!
Happy 21st, Nosey!
…and many more 21st’s to come.
Ratty – have i told you lately…..
mmmwwwwwhhhhhhh x
