To be a Frenchman abroad is to be miserable; to be an American abroad is to make other people miserable (Ambrose Bierce)
Daily Chat – 10th Jun 2009
43 Comments to “Daily Chat – 10th Jun 2009”
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Morning, folks
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Who wants me to pay them a visit….he he Or who wants to pay me to visit someone else. Or even better, who wants to pay me to stay home.
BTW…posted my first UK inspired cartoon that wasn’t inspired or berated to Anglicise by Woman in Black.
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Just come back from visiting your site BM
You got it spot on with your Gordon Brown cartoon
Sadly, politics in UK and elsewhere is more often about ‘presentation’ than policy nowadays
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Bloody hell Duncan – its first thing in the morning – political conversations should only happen late at night over a few empty bottles
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morning all btw 
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Depends on where you live nosey as to whether it is morning or night.
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Bloody hell, Bearman – do you never sleep?
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No…my brain won’t shut off.
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That’s funny….mine won’t turn on.
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morning/afternoon everyone
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I take my brain out for a walk everyday. Last week it ran away. I replaced it with a melon. I have to say things are working out very xxoslmx psdmsdm sdfmof adwjj002482o 129129u2u38
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Hi Torri, hi Alan,
Quick…run fer the hills…the Canadians are here!
…and they’ve got melons for brains.
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Aw jeeze, eh! No back-bacon and hockey for you. Also: I took out the melon and replaced it with a beaver. It’s working much better-ycv3m$o6pojdl9*lenfQXG+@!mp
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I’m sure those Canadian type melon people could tell me how to keep warm?
It’s sooo damn cold here, the birds are hogging the studio again, and I’ve put the tumble drier (nothing in it) and the oven (nothing cookin’ there) on just to try and keep warm!
And my little nook where my ‘puter is, is freezing over …. so I keep running back and forward (with glass of Bernini in hand of course)
Holy heck, I wish you North Polers would keep your bloody cold weather to yourselves
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BEAVER?
Isn’t that a dirty word?
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What? Et tu Julie??? This is an outrage!!! I’m hopping on my polar bear, cramming my frozen melon back into my skull, putting on my parka and canoeing over there. Hahaha! And then… I shall challenge you to a duel. Hockey sticks at dawn!
P.S. Um, beaver, a dirty word? Oh no, next thing I know you’ll tell me pussy is a dirty word.
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Maybe I should do a toon on the dirtiest animals in the world. So writing this down…we got Beaver, Pussy…
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…purple headed trouser snake….
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This is our current weather forecast :
Weather for Johannesburg
8°C
Current: Light rain
Wind: E at 10 km/h
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Alan, you can brave the dawn all on your own …. I aint getting out of my bed until my alarm has gone off at least seven times. You can send the polar bear in … I’m sure he’ll keep me warm!
I’m not allowed to use dirty words here
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I was brought up to be polite … always let your elders go first at everything
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Julie: What is it like to have weather that is 8°C with Humidity: 94% ??????
Is that like a cold sweat?
PS. We’re on our way!
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That’s what our weatherman says – he usually gets paid for nothing anyway! I’m not interested in humidity levels at the moment …. what worries me is that single digit figure …..
P.S. You’re cooking
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On the way out the back door this morning, I quickly shoved another jacket on MudBaby …. he started to look very uncomfortable and muttered “I can’t move my arms now Mommy” … I had to remove some of his clothing – I’d put a bit much on him
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I don’t know about Alantru, but in my little neck of the woods, you snuggle up to your hunny bunny if you are cold…we are experiencing a cool spring too Julie….about 10 degrees below the normal temps for this time of year.
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Hiya Torri
Problem is hunny bunny isn’t home from work yet, although he did suggest earlier on on the phone that we’d be getting in bed earlier than normal! I totally agree!
Yip MudBaby is my son
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8C, and you think that’s cold?…. don’t be nesh!
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Don’t be ….. NESH? Eh? Explanation required here please
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“You nesh git, you don’t need a coat.”
Oh … I just love that ……
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That is SO the best way to warm.lol
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He’s just arrived home, it’s so warm inside his jacket (where I fit quite neatly) …. so I know where I’m going
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Right! Stop all this smutty talk this minute!
This is a family site, and I won’t have any insinuations of rumpy-pumpy, rude goings-on, or other naughtiness.
…or shagging.
Doh!
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I have one of those in my lounge … a shagging carpet …. it’s very fluffy ……
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Good point, NobblySan…
Let’s get back to family values…
So, we shall ignore Julie’s and torri1′s talk of rumpy pumpy with hunny bunny. -
There wouldn’t be any family values without rumpy pumpy with hunny bunny
….. I just lurrrve the way you people talk ….. If I had to say to hunny bunny : “Can I have some rumpy pumpy please”, he’ll probably cook me a steak (wishful thinking …. harhar …. he doesn’t even know how to turn the stove on)! -
Truer words were never spoken…
But Julie, you do realize you’ve left the door open to jokes about “turning on your stove”?
Not from me, of course. I’m a proper gentleman and this is a family values site.
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You? A proper gentleman? You who used that SHOCKING word
…..Family values takes on a whole new meaning here ….
(Nobbles is going to love this post ….. FOUR of those little yellow globby thingies)
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One of them is the pink/yellow ‘constipation’ one though.
How do you do that? – is it :strainnnnnnn: ?
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Yak, snake, rooster (cock),… let me get back to you on this.
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Yak…isn’t that just vomit
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um… yeah… but wild ox vomit!
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