Parking : A Pain in the Ass

by duncanr

a different carpark

a different carpark

A 26 yr old man in Australia learnt the hard way that you should never argue with a woman – especially over a parking space.

The two went after the same space in a shopping centre car park. The man took the space. The woman then called for some backup on her mobile.

Two friends responded to her call, tracked the man down in the shopping mall and stabbed him in the buttocks.

The 26 yr old man is being treated in hospital for the stab wound.

His two attackers have been arrested and face charges.

There is no word on what happened to the woman

Source . . .

10 Comments to “Parking : A Pain in the Ass”

  1. Wow. I hope they weren’t trying to parallel park

  2. *phew* I checked your link and it happened in Parramatta. that’s a long way from where I park

  3. I got revenge on some 6ft dude once!

    I was waiting for a parking space, flicker on ….. this little old lady was REALLY taking her time, then she reverses out in my direction so I cant go into the space until she’s moved …. in the meantime some w*nker zips into the parking space …. MY parking space!

    After a few choice words from my direction, w*nker shows me the middle finger …. HA …. BAD MOVE BROTHER! I waited for him to head in the direction of the shop, and then smartly parked my car at a T to his … there was no ways he was gonna get out of there until I’d finished in the shops!

    Now generally I hate shopping, and move as fast as I can …. not this day …. I took my time …. when I eventually got back to my car, little w*nker was having a stroke …. schnigger … schnigger …..

    As I drove off, I blew him a kiss ….. I think I took 10 years off his life that day! :twisted:

  4. “little w*nker was having a stroke”

    Isn’t that what w*nkers do?

  5. hahaha… good one nobblysan

  6. I’ve seen some episodes of SKINS and I have to say, British folks have much cooler slang than anything here in the USA. I rarely know what the hell it means, but it sounds insultingly proper.

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