Bovine Blow-Job

by duncanr

Robert Melia

Robert Melia

A New Jersey cop, Robert Melia, was arrested last year together with his girlfriend Heather Lewis. They are both charged with sexually assaulting 3 young girls.

Melia faced additional charges when an examination of his PC found videos of him having sex with cows.

Because ‘bestiality’ is not a crime in New Jersey, the prosecution charged Melia with ‘animal cruelty’ and since under State Law the prosecution must prove an animal was ‘tormented’ for a cruelty charge to stick, the hapless prosecutor was forced to argue that forcing a cow to give you a blowjob fit the definition of cruelty.

“I think any reasonable juror could infer that a man’s penis in the mouth of a calf is torment,”

The Judge, however, disagreed – arguing there was no way of knowing whether or not cows liked giving cops a blowjob and so no way of proving the cows were ‘tormented’.

Case dismissed. (the charges of sexually assaulting 3 young girls are still awaiting a verdict)

Read more here . . .

Hhmm, it might not be a’torment’ to stick your dick in a cows mouth but it’s certainly a foolish thing to do.

Mind you, looking at his girlfriend I think I can see why he would prefer to have a blowjob from a cow

a Cow

a Cow

Heather Lewis

Heather Lewis

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5 Comments to “Bovine Blow-Job”

  1. Lucky he wasn’t into goats, I hear they are nasty!

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  2. “arguing there was no way of knowing whether or not cows liked giving cops a blowjob” = Dumbest logic ever!!

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