It’s not easy being Nobbly

by duncanr

Spare a thought for our Nobbly.

We often make fun of the wee fella – making jokes about his diminutive size height, likening him to a garden gnome etc.

But have you ever stopped to consider how difficult life can be for someone who is ‘vertically challenged’?

Simple everyday tasks we take for granted pose immense problems for Nobbly and his ilk.
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A group of Chinese Nobblys have come up with a novel solution to the problems faced by those of little height. They have built their own Nobbly town – with houses shaped like mushrooms – complete with Nobbly shops, Nobbly restaurants, and Nobbly theatres.

Non-Nobblys (anyone over 4ft 3″) is banned from the village.

So when things get on top of you Nobbly (which most things do) and you’ve ‘had it up to here’ (which in a Nobbly’s case is not too high) why not join your fellow Nobblys in China?

P.S. You’ll have to remove those platform shoes to meet the height criterion for entry to NobblyVille

For more info re ‘NobblyVille’ Click here . . .

2 Comments to “It’s not easy being Nobbly”

  1. “Non-Nobblys (anyone over 4ft 3″) is banned from the village.”

    DISCRIMINATION!! I PROTEST!!

  2. 4’3″…bloody hell.

    My mate’s Irish Wolfhound probably wouldn’t be allowed in either.

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