The Mad Hatters

DIY storytime.

by NobblySan

11 Comments to “DIY storytime.”

1. 
   duncanr
   October 3, 2009 at 10:40 am

   Steven Gerrard (‘Steve’ to his friends – ‘that Scouse Git’ to everyone else) watched appreciatively as the sexy nurse ran a manicured hand over her stubbly chin.

   ‘Gawd, I love a hairy woman’, he said to his companion. ‘Do you think . . . .

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2. 
   Dave Hambidge
   October 3, 2009 at 1:00 pm

   hairy women

   Jessica Rabbit, dressed as a sexy nurse (modelled on one of nursemyra’s corsets) was caught in a yoga position by Steven Gerrard (an overpaid tosser from the world of soccer). She demanded that he change into an Aston Villa outfit (subjegated dominance) whereupon she took his erection between her breasts and showed him the charms of a hairy woman!

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3. 
   Julie
   October 3, 2009 at 1:11 pm

   Notes for dang furriners…..

   (Psssst Loon … somehow I think that’s aimed at us )

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     frigginloon
     October 3, 2009 at 3:15 pm

     I think you maybe right…..hmm, they’ll keep

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4. 
   Andy Holroyd
   October 3, 2009 at 3:03 pm

   Jessica rabbit fondled the breasts
   of a young sexy nurse, who was there for the ‘tests’.

   To the drooping sports-man in the mirror’s refection
   she said “Steven! Gerr ‘ard” to his failing erection

   He cried “This is as boring as watching Aston Villa.
   Hairy women and yoga, to me that’s the thriller”.

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     NobblySan
     October 3, 2009 at 3:12 pm

     there’s always one smartarse isn’t there?

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5. 
   Donald Mills
   October 3, 2009 at 3:20 pm

   Mr. Aston Villa sat at the dinner table pouring over the sexy nurse calendar 2010. He salted his chicken breasts and tugged at his uncomfortable erection.

   His recent business venture, “Yoga for Hairy Women” was on the verge of bankruptcy, his wife had left him and he continued to have recurring dreams that Steven Gerrard and he were performing in a touring stage production of “On the buses.” The reviews were bad…

   It was an odd dream but in Aston’s mind, a step up from the Beckham/Jessica Rabbit nightmare that had haunted him since Rome.

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6. 
   frigginloon
   October 3, 2009 at 3:22 pm

   Do not attempt yoga with a sexy nurse or Jessica Rabbit because you may find yourself at an Aston Villa match with an erection that can only be deflated with thoughts of Steven Gerrard having sex with a bunch of hairy women with no breasts.

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7. 
   Matty
   October 3, 2009 at 3:58 pm

   Posed in her most seductive yoga position, the sexy nurse bared her heaving breasts. Steven Gerrard could no longer contain his desire, and moved towards her. He was in full throttle as he fantasized that she was actually Jessica Rabbit. Suddenly, his mind wandered and as the images of the Aston Villa team doing the hairy women played in his mind, his erection ended as quickly as it had begun.

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8. 
   ratty
   October 3, 2009 at 10:16 pm

   Sexy nurse, Breasts, Erection.

   In that order.

   Palpitations.

   End of story.

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9. 
   allesklar
   November 27, 2011 at 5:16 pm

   It was the best teamwork Jessica Rabbit had ever seen.
   Aston Villa, moving as one, had an erection.
   Some hairy women practicing yoga thought they did it.
   A sexy nurse with magnificent breasts, believed she did it.
   Steven Gerrard was convinced he did it.
   But Jessica Rabbit knew nobody would ever believe it.

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