Here’s a daft idea.
Let’s see what variety of stories you imaginative lot can generate using yesterday’s top search engine terms on the Mad Hatters.
They were :-
Why? who knows – I sure as hell don’t.
Notes for dang furriners…..
Steven Gerrard is the best footballer in the country, and captain of the best football club in the country.
Aston Villa are an average football club, based justa round the corner from Duncan’s house.
I presume you are all familiar with the other terms – some more familiar than others….