Police in Sioux Falls, South Dakota are hunting a would-be thief who tried to steal some bottles of rum and cola from a store on Tuesday night.
When challenged by an employee, the wannabe thief handed the bottles back then tried to bite the employee before fleeing the scene in a car
The police have issued a description of the ‘robber’ –
around 20 yr old, 6’3″ tall, around 300lbs, and wearing a black dress
‘We believe it’s a man’, said the Police
Hhmm, wearing a dress, tried to bite the store employee rather than punch, and wanted to steal ‘rum
& coke’? Yup, sounds like a man to me too 
