Rules for Bedroom Golf

by duncanr

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1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

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2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

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3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out

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4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft for firmness before play begins.

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5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole.

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6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play on the course again.

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7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.

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8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a player’s equipment for this reason.

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9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case.

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10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they consider to be a private course.

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11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course is temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

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12. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine

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13. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owner’s request.

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14. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

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15. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player. *HINT- Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner and the rules are subject to change. For this reason, many players prefer to continue to play at a variety of different courses.

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9 Comments to “Rules for Bedroom Golf”

  1. Yeah! Yippee! I get to be the first commenter!
    great one, the “player” sitting next to me concurs. I believe my favorite # is 8, though they are all great!

  2. Kind of gives a whole new meaning to the term double bogey………..as to witch interrogation..they should give you a job with the CIA………torture works….just americans are ready for the next step…zman sends

  3. Ha!

    I’d like to also offer that it is not advisable for a player to attempt to snap the club in half in a fit of rage because then you can’t play with it anymore.

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