Are you pleased to see me or . . .

by duncanr

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Some different sausages

Australian police have arrested a man caught trying to steal sausages from a shop – by stuffing them down his trousers.

The 38 yr old man is due to appear in Innisfail Magistrates’ Court on a theft charge Nov. 30.

The sausages were recovered but have not been offered for resale to the public

Source . . .

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5 Comments to “Are you pleased to see me or . . .”

  1. Arse, some fekker beat me to that ruse……. string the fekker up I say………

  2. The question is…

    Would I be willing to pay half-price for a sausage that was down some dude’s pants? Is this above or below the underpants? What kind of man are we talking here? Was it a hot day? Was the sausage packaged? I need more details, ’cause if this passes my requirements, I may need to get in contact with them.

    Cheap sausage FTW!

    • Greetings CCClown!

      I suspect that yer average sausage has been to worse places, and seen scarier things than can be found down a bloke’s pants.

      Although it may depend on who the bloke is….. and how often he takes a bath.

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