I have so little sex appeal my gynaecologist calls me ‘sir’ (Joan Rivers)
Daily Chat – 4th Nov 2009
24 Comments to “Daily Chat – 4th Nov 2009”
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Maen, All
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Psst you wake yet?
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Been awake for hours – more than I can say for my internet connection.
Had to kick and scream, unplug everything, switch it all back on again, kick and scream, have a coffee, kick and scream some more, switch everything off again, pretend I’m not really bothered, got better things to do with my life, have another cup of coffee, then sneak up on the modem and switch the bloody thing on again.
Ggrrr !!! High-speed bloody broadband, my arse !!!
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We won’t have high speed broadband until 2040. Geez, they should have a man on the moon by then!
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Poor sod !
Hope they think to send a woman with him
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The next moon residents will be chinese, I read somewhere…
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Better be quick before Kim Jong Il gets it!
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Hey Julie, we gotta find another love nest….. them damn slanty eyes are gonna nick the moon….
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I would give it a month before they make enough rope!
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The Nigerians may get their hands on it first -
“Recently I received an email labeled “Strictly Confidential” from Dr. Bakare Tunde, who said he was astronautics project manager at Nigeria’s space agency. He also told me he was the cousin of the first African in space, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde, and that this poor intrepid astronaut had been stranded on a secret Soviet military station ever since the Soviet Union dissolved in 1990.
“He is in good humor,” read the email, “but wants to come home.”
No wonder he was keen to hurtle back earthwards, Tunde told me his cousin had accumulated almost $15 million in pay. For the price of my bank account details, I could claim 20 percent and fly the brave chap home to collect my portion of the earnings and transfer the rest on to him like the good space-supporter that I was.” (Katrina Manson)
P.S. It’s true. The Nigerians really do have a space Agency
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I can imagine the poor soul would be desperate to come back to earth because in space no one can hear your “good humor” plus who wants to be drinking water extracted from your urine!
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Whoever drinks Fosters lager has been doing this for years…
Or at least, drinking the product of some marketing dude’s piss taking.
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Hmm, so is that why you drink your beer warm?
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Oi..!
Why am I showing up on the “Idle Buggers” counter?
I feel I must protest.
I’ve never, ever buggered an Idol (it’s just a malicious rumour).
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And ruddy painful I believe…
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If the fez fits….
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Apologies to those who couldn’t give a toss about the fortunes of Liverpool Football club, but…..
WhaaaaaHaaaayyy!
Liverpool score with 8 minutes left.
About bloody time.
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That’s my team!!!!!
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More apologies….
BollyOllyOllocks!
Lyon have equalised with two thirds of the square root of fuck all time left to go.
Bastards!
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….and seeing as the Mancs had a lucky comeback last night, I’ll have to keep a low profile at work tomorrow.
I bloody hate football at times.
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I think Mrs T must be contemplating suicide by now !!!
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I’ve been driven to even more desperate lengths.
The only booze left in the house was either some Smirnoff Ice belonging to Lovely Daughter, or a bottle of Chardonnay left over from a family party.
I’m ashamed to say that I am now drinking white wine….. having already polished off the alcopop.
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Snap !
Bishops Finger for tea then forced back on Mrs D’s Chardonnay for want of anything else.
I’ll have to replace it tomorrow before she notices it’s gone !!!
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I haven’t had Bishop’s Finger for years.
Not since I was a choirboy, in fact.
Happy times! If you ignore not being able to sit down properly…..
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