Several bloggers and News web sites have been carrying a story today about a woman who calls the cops to complain because her daughter has been giving her husband a blow job.
And as if that wasn’t enough to annoy her, apparently her daughter gives better head than she does !!!
This is such a delicious story and has gone ‘viral’ in a very short space of time yet there is a surprising lack of detail to flesh out the story.
The incident is reputed to have taken place in Findlay, Ohio and reported in the local newspaper ‘The Courier’
As a service to fellow Madhatters I volunteered myself to track down the original story and post here the no doubt salacious details other folks had decided not to repeat.
It turns out that the ‘story’ was no more than a single sentence listed amongst the Public Records lodged by the Findlay Police Department and the Hancock County Sheriff’s Office for Mon 2nd Nov and reprinted by The Courier.
Reading between the lines, this sensational story may boil down to a simple argument between a drunk couple and things being said – not because they are true – but just to hurt and wind the other person up.
The record of crimes, however, reported to and acted upon by Findlay Police makes fascinating reading. No time for these cops to sit on their arse drinking coffee and dunkin donuts. The place is a veritable hive of criminal activity. Don’t believe me? Well, judge for yourself !
Monday, November 02, 2009
Public Record
Docket
From the public records of the Findlay Police Department and the Hancock County Sheriff’s Office:
Police Department
A man and woman engaged in fisticuffs Friday afternoon on Hardin Street while the man was removing some of his possessions from the woman’s home. He caught her finger on a key ring, breaking it, and she bit him.
A woman in the 1300 block of Fishlock Avenue reported Friday that her daughter has been sending her threatening telephone messages while drunk.
A woman called the police early Saturday morning during an argument with her husband after he claimed that the woman’s daughter performed oral sex on him, and the daughter was better at it.
A drunken driver was arrested early Saturday morning after police spotted him weaving through streets and alleys on and near North Main Street.
A woman in the 2900 block of Greenacre Drive reported Saturday that she found a man she didn’t know sitting in her car. When he saw her, he got out of the car and struck the side of her face, breaking her glasses.
A woman from the 2700 block of Greenacre Drive reported Saturday that her son-in-law was sitting in her car in her driveway sending harassing phone messages tp her daughter.
A man stole more than 11 gallons of gas Saturday at the Eastside Party Mart on Tiffin Avenue.
A man was caught stealing $32 worth of energy drinks Saturday afternoon at the Trenton Avenue Walmart.
A man was arrested Saturday for stealing Insane Clown Posse shot glasses at Spencer’s Gifts in the Findlay Village Mall.
A woman was cited early Sunday morning for having an open container of rum and Coke on a sidewalk in the 1200 block of Morey Avenue.
A man was cited for having an open container of Bud Light outside a bar in the 200 block of Crystal Avenue.
A man reported early Sunday that a neighbor’s boyfriend knocked on her door while intoxicated and created a disturbance by falling down the stairs. He also made threats to the caller by simulating a gun with his hand. The boyfriend was arrested.
An intoxicated woman passed out in Nino’s Bar on Main Street early Sunday morning. She had vomited everywhere, and other bar patrons got into a fight while trying to help her.
A man reported that his intoxicated ex-girlfriend yelled at him and hit him in the face early Sunday in the 300 block of South Cory Street.
The owner of Dave’s Hideaway, 1634 Imperial Lane, reported Sunday that someone burglarized the bar and stole about $3,500 in cash, checks and credit card slips. The money was contained in three bank bags.
Sheriff’s Office
A man at the Wayside Golf Course on Ohio 568 reported that someone damaged one of the holes on the green and stole one of the tee markers. The damage amounted to about $2,600.
An Arlington man reported Friday that his friend’s ex-boyfriend punched him several times in the side of the face after he and the friend returned from a football game together. The ex-boyfriend was arrested.
