Sheriff’s Deputy, Randy Grob, was sat in his patrol doing some paperwork when a woman wound her window down and offered to survey his home and any other property he owned.
(How come I don’t get offers like that ?)
She then backed her car into the traffic and drove off with Randy in hot pursuit.
When he eventually pulled her over, eagle-eyed Randy noticed an empty vodka bottle in the car. By this time some more officers had arrived at the scene – possibly attracted by the idea of a drunk young woman offering to inspect an officer’s ‘property’ ?
When asked to walk in a straight line to test her sobriety, the woman tried to dance with the officers instead. She then began to rub her bum up against Deputy Randy’s leg.
After 10 minutes of this*, Randy arrested the woman for being drunk.
* all right, I made this bit up for comic effect – was probably no more than 5 min
