A Pennsylvanian man was so offended when offered sex at the Shiatsu Spa massage parlour that he went to the police to complain
His statement alone not providing sufficient grounds for the police to bring charges of prostitution against the parlour, they gave him some money to return and gather more ‘evidence’ of sexual favours being offered in exchange for money.
Being an upright citizen prepared to do his civic duty to help uphold the law, the unnamed dude overcame his original disgust at being offered sex for cash and returned to the Spa to have oral sex and sexual intercourse with 2 women – paid for by the money given him by the Philly Police.
Just to be absolutely certain he had enough evidence to enable the police to secure a conviction, he got some more money from the police and gritting his teeth, girding his loins, and dropping his trousers our upright citizen returned to the parlour a further 3 times for a blow job and to engage in other sexual activities with a Ms Sun Cha Chon and another lady employed at the parlour.
Despite all the good work by the unnamed dude in gathering ‘evidence’, the Superior Court threw out prostitution charges brought against the parlour on the grounds that – “the government (police) had acted outrageously.”
The police conduct is now the subject of an internal enquiry
November 8, 2009 at 8:35 pm
And who were the suckers?
November 9, 2009 at 7:46 am
I love it! Free blowjob courtesy of Penn State’s finest.