Hands up… who’s heard of N-Dubz?

by NobblySan
N-Dubz

3-Twatz

I must confess (or alternatively – I’m rather chuffed that…) I’d never heard of them until some time ago, when one of our long lost blogging friends, Woman in Black, featured them in one of her excellent posts. I seem to recall making a less than appreciative remark or two about them in a comment on the post; most unlike me, I know.

Following that, I looked the buggers up on both spotify and youtube, and with a wry grin and a shake of my suddenly elderly feeling head, confined them to one of the darker and smellier corners of my memory.

Anyhow, t’other day as I was giving Lovely Daughter a lift somewhere, she announced that N-dubz had turned up at her school earlier that day, as some of the third years (or whatever it is now…year 9, I think…) had won the dodgy looking buggers in a contest. Having won them, they were unsure what to do with them, and invited them to play a swift gig one lunchtime before they did the decent thing and had them put down.

Apparently the gig was a major success, and that most august of news organs, the Manchester Evening News was in attendance to take a few of their traditionally blurred photographs of the proceedings.

Lovely Daughter, being in the Upper Sixth (errr…. that’ll be Year 13…), and above such childish things as kiddie bandz was involved in making a poster that got hoisted behind the trio of Dubettes as they posed for the MEN photograper while he rubbed the obligatory sweaty thumb across his lens, and proceeded to snap away.

The poster was a tribute to the band, and proclaimed proudly “We love M-Budz”.

It’s a real shame that some unsporting editorial bugger chose not to use that photo; It would’ve made the article worthwhile.

Oh.. by the way; they decided not to have the trio put down after the gig, but instead released them into the wild.

I’m off to get my gun.

15 Comments to “Hands up… who’s heard of N-Dubz?”

  1. I’ll be honest. I hadn’t heard this talentless trio before.

    Having listened to the clip you linked to in your post I wish I could still say the same thing !!!

  2. Not going to have them put down? You’re going soft.

    (I remember the “three twatz” comment well. One of your more inspired remarks I thought).

    • It wasn’t my decision, Don.

      Although, to be fair they are offering fair sport now that they’re loose in the hills. I thought I caught a glimpse of daft hat whilst stalking them last night, but before I could get a clear shot, it turned out to be a discarded supermarket carrier bag stuck on top of a pile of horse shit.

  3. Cull the lads but spare the girlie…

  4. I’ve heard of them, and a lot of their “tunes”.

    They’re fucking awful.

  5. Here you are, Nobbly – a new career opportunity for you

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  6. every 1s call in them three twatz they are not etleese they have sucessed can you in yah 3 bedroom house thats to alot of them whooz commented
    n-dubz are the best band goin so know 1 can saii ther twats
    the onli thing im concernd is that dappy has got a son every 1 dont yah think he can do better than that kaye girl she look like a likle girl whoo live s in london
    i fort dappy will have a decent blone girl with a personality like tulisas
    i was heart broken wen i found out that he has a son with that kaye b
    but dappy is so dank n sexi im suprised all the girlz ain bitin his toes
    nuff love from me to n-dubz basikly dappy lov you dappz
    love from karyse

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