Pig downs Plane

by duncanr

airplane1bnw250Passengers and crew had a lucky escape when their plane hit a pig on takeoff from Zimbabwe International airport.

Only two passengers were injured – this apparently after they ran away from the stricken plane in the dark and fell into a ditch surrounding the airfield.

One passenger later criticised the airline for having no ‘disaster response strategy’

However, this criticism is unfounded.

The Authorities have a very clear ‘disaster response strategy’ – witness the fact that within minutes of the crash (and before Emergency Rescue Services had arrived on the scene) a contingent of Secret Police were on hand to arrest two passengers for taking photographs.

The speed with which the secret police responded to the emergency and their swift action must be a great source of comfort to Zimbabweans.

Source . . .

8 Comments to “Pig downs Plane”

  1. The reason the Secret Police go there so quick, is so they could grab the pig for supper!

  2. Maybe the pig belonged to the police.

    It could have been one of their stealth pigs; painted black and with a camera up one nostril, they are used to keep an eye out for any white farmers who still own any land.

  3. I didn’t even know they still had planes in Zimbabwe :(

  4. The source also contained this tidbit;

    “…flight had been delayed by the departure of the personal jet of the Congolese President, Joseph Kabila. “It doesn’t bear thinking about if the bushpig had run into Kabila’s plane…”

    So it was a badly trained CIA pig then?

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