The Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has decreed that Westminster bridge will be closed in the early afternoon on sunny days.
This is because a strange phenomenon happens when sunlight passes through the balustrade of the bridge forming a small army of….. well…… see for yourself!
http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=PqCv0AJ
[thanks to Noseycow for this one]
I would seriously be thinking about putting “No Sitting” zones on that bridge. Geez, does Health and Safety know? Imagine giving birth to a balustrade ooh ouch! Hmm, it might come in handy when it’s fully grown though!
So we have Dick and his 20 buddies guarding the bridge …. nothing wrong with that!
There’s even more dicks in the building at the end of the bridge.
touche nobbly
Its only ‘cos Boris is jealous, even those light conjured dicks are bigger than his….. that pimpledicked oik will be closing the dome soon cos it reminds him of a tit, which of course he is anyway!!
Why not just fill in part of the holes.
