Anti Monkey Butt

by duncanr

Got a sweaty, itchy arse? You’ve got ‘monkey butt’

And what you need in some ‘anti monkey butt’

AMB doesn’t just eliminate sweat it soothes chafing frequently experienced by cyclists, bikers, and horse riders.

Construction workers swear by it

Women too apparently find it efficacious in treating their itchy, sweaty bits – though if the manufacturers want to increase penetration of the female market with Anti Monkey Butt, I think a change of name might help.

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2 Comments to “Anti Monkey Butt”

  1. …and I thought monkey butts were only famous for one thing.

    This is possibly the funniest line, ever, from a film:-

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