And to think, they live among us …….
PRESENTER: Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
CALLER: Leonardo di Caprio
I’m sure Mr Titanic would like to make that claim to fame …. But I’m afraid NOPE, wasn’t him!
PRESENTER: Was the Tyrannosaurus Rex a carnivore or a herbivore?
CONTESTANT: No, it was a dinosaur.
Well, obviously …… !
ANNE ROBINSON: What type of bear lives in the Arctic?
CONTESTANT (after much thought): Penguin
The penguin has been re-classified …..
PRESENTER: Emmental and Double Gloucester are both types of what?
CALLER: Banks
YES! Cheese is money …….
DAVE LEE TRAVIS: In which European country are there people called Walloons?
CALLER: Wales.
OH DEAR!
PRESENTER: What was Hitler’s first name?
CONTESTANT: Heil
I’m sure I heard somewhere that it was Adolf, I think Heil was his brother ……
