Don’t Do It !!!

by duncanr

The ladies will recognise this fiendish piece of metal instantly.

Guys – looking for something special to give the woman in your life for Xmas?

Want to give her a gift she will really appreciate? Something she will be sure to remember in years to come?

CBS is running a campaign encouraging guys to give their woman the gift of a pap smear this Xmas – under the slogan-

‘Give her the gift even Santa can’t deliver’

A word of advice, Guys -

Don’t Do It !!!

For Gawds sake, buy her a box of chocs or a packet of fags but for fucks sake ignore this asinine advice from CBS

Trust me on this – she won’t like it (or you) if you give her this for xmas

10 Comments to “Don’t Do It !!!”

  1. And a prostrate gift pack for you too honey :)

  2. How could I not post this…

  3. Who the H. is the pap smear guy?
    Must be looking for a quickie divorce for christmas!

  4. Me thinks that some very pathological people are getting thier rocks of by this campaign…

  5. OMG! That’s bizarre and inappropriate and just…………absurd.

    Can’t you just see hordes of men calling the OB-GYN asking to schedule a PAP for their wives? I’d rather have the big guy give me a new vacuum cleaner…

  6. At first glance that thing looks like a Rabbit cork puller. At second glance, not so much.

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