Found it !!!
Well feel sorry for the flatmates of a chinese student, Huang Chen. While they’re hunting down the back of sofas, under chairs, cushions etc – looking for the remote, Chen’s got it stuck up his arse.
I mean, who would ever think of looking for it there 
It certainly wasn’t what the doctors were expecting to find when a drunken Chen turned up complaining of a pain in his arse. Their suspicions were aroused, however, when they noticed that the Ward TV changed Channels every time Chen moved position.
We couldn’t quite believe it when we saw the X-ray,” said medic Dr Wei Lung Zhi.
“He will be fine in time but the remote was a write off,” he added.
Ppssst, only kidding. His flatmates do know where the remote is. Apparently it was them who stuck it up his arse when Chen got drunk and fell asleep as a bit of a laugh. Some friends, eh !!!
