All I Want for Xmas is . . .

by duncanr

13 Comments to “All I Want for Xmas is . . .”

  1. I thought it was Berlesconi…

  2. Funny…I thought more people would want a midget in a top hat.

  3. How funny.. and surprisingly, to date, no one is wishing for a 3 some.. Joe must not have been here today!

    I want to be famous… if that means I get a book published. If that means I do something criminal and make the front page, then no thanks!

  4. Ideal job for me.

    Being famous and winnig the lottery would only make me miserable. I’ve already had a three-some and I’m not all that sure what I’d do with a midget in a top hat when the novelty wore off.

  5. Of course, a midget in a top hat wouldn’t be bad either. :)

  6. I went for the ideal job -which could always entail earning more money than a lottery win.

    Anyone wishing to be famous is almost certainly asking for trouble. Let it find you if you’re worthy of it, otherwise you could end up like Spears, Hilton, Price and other loathed narcissistic wankers too numerous to mention.

    This threesome business sounds a bit iffy as well – anyone approved by MrsN would almost certainly wish to take her side in any post-coital nagging, whinging or general performance related piss taking.

    My contempt for midgets in top hats is well documented, and need not be further explained here.

  7. I want to be famous for winning the lottery, quitting my ideal job and shagging a top-hatted midget in the marital bed.

    Voila!

  8. I dont need to tell ya what I chose …….

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