A 4yr old boy in Chattanooga went walkabout in the middle of the night.
He snuck out of his Mom’s house and in to a neighbours house down the street – where he opened the pressies under their Xmas tree and helped himself to those he liked
When his Mum realised he was missing, she called the cops.
They found the toddler at the bottom of the street – wearing a dress and drinking a bottle of beer
Hhmm, wonder who’s side of the family he takes after ???