Two Irish Catholics are doing their bit to save the planet by introducing a new vibrator.
“eight inches (20 centimetres) with a sleek white finish” – they’ve called it an ‘Earth Angel’
What makes it different from other vibrators on the market is that it is a ‘green’ vibrator
(I know, I know, first I said it was white, now I’m saying it’s green – keep reading. It’ll make sense in a bit)
Whereas conventional vibrators use a mountain of batteries – which end up as toxic waste – the Earth Angel is a ‘clockwork’ vibrator. Pull out the handle in the bottom. Wind it up for about 4 minutes and you’ll have enough ‘juice’ to give around 30 minutes of pulsating pleasure.
Already more than 1,000 have been sold.
Whilst the moral climate in Ireland has meant the couple have had to manufacture the Earth Angel in Britain rather than Ireland, they believe God is on their side -
wouldn’t God want something that’s green and that doesn’t do any damage to the environment?
Yeah, well good luck with that argument – I have a sneaky suspicion they’re going to have a hard time convincing the RC church that God wants to see more wind-up vibrators in the world ???
