Daily Chat – 21st Dec 2009

by duncanr

If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some (Benjamin Franklin)

27 Comments to “Daily Chat – 21st Dec 2009”

  1. 4 sleeps (and counting) :lol:

  2. Greetings comrades!

    ’tis fucking freezing here in the office this morning – and there’s only me here, so no one to moan at.

    DaveH has asked me to apologise for his lack of merry festive computer based interaction. Or put another way – his computer is shagged.

    Well, it may not be his computer, but he just can’t manage to get it up during this cold weather (the wordpress ‘add comment’ box, that is).

    Maybe the WP festive humour police have taken exception to his series of xmas related rants, and have gagged him?

    Who knows?

  3. F*CK! I’ve just realised something! And any fugger that laughs is going to get one of my world-renowned slaps!!!!!

    For the last two weeks I thought Christmas was on Thursday :oops: …. I’ve only just realised (by using the finger counting method) that I would’ve cooked the gammon one day early!

    NOW YOU SEE WHAT BEING ON LEAVE DOES TO THE BRAIN?

  4. :lol: Please don’t ever rely on Ann and I to organise an important dinner engagement – you’ll either be left starving or the occasion will be over before you get there ….

    Sheesh .. I would’ve felt a right twit rocking up at my brother’s house on Thursday morning, gammon under arm …. wondering why the hell there was no-one else there yet!!

    And Nobbles, as for wasted gammon – wassat? I eat half of it before it even gets to the table!

  5. hi am I late as usual for morning coffee?

  6. We can all have a barley sandwich ; )

  7. I had our office Xmas party on Friday…..I think I may have had just a wee, little, too much……just a TAD too much….however, a good time was had by all.

  8. Right, then! That puts me in mind of another drinking fete, the ‘Hatter’s Challenge. You and Nobbly and Tractor man and myself (of course) and anyone else for late spring 2010, to be held in…..? what venue, up to you Duncan.

    PS: It so weird, I was just thinking of Curious George, what became of him I wonder? He seemed like an interesting person, I wished we had met him in real life.

    • Hi Torri,

      You mean Gorgeous George?

      It was suspected that he was agw posting under another name. Certainly not many other people would have been allowed to have been as openly racist, homophbic, and generally foul-mouthed and abusive as GG was without being blocked.

      Personally, I too would have liked to have met him in real life – it would have given me the opportunity to hit him with a brick, and then to have kicked him while he was down – I detested the character, whether he was real or imaginary.

      …sorry.

  9. oh dear, really??????????????????? AGW? holy crap, pardon my language, I am really surprised…….but wasn’t he (AGW) one of the monitors? Could this be true? If he was a monitor, he wasn’t a very good one, was he?

    • I don’t know for certain that GG was agw; it was justa rumour that was doing the rounds. However, the fact that GG could say what he liked with impunity, while others got blocked for voicing their opinions certainly reinforced that argument as far as I was concerned.

      I won’t offer my opinion of agw here, as I don’t think it would be particularly helpful.

    • Nope, fraid not ….. I would’ve stood behind Nobbles to punch him in the face too ……

  10. Ok, unloading time for me AGAIN …….

    This year couldn’t get ANY worse … could it?

    I have a friend who is ‘missing’. I am hitting my head against brick walls everywhere trying to find him! Situation is this :

    ‘A’ (I’ll call him this because I dont yet know what has happened to him) owns two interlink trucks. On 30 October he travelled to Angola with both trucks (and two brand new drivers), the reason he travelled with the trucks was the new drivers, who he didn’t trust with 4 million ZAR worth of trucks overboarder. He was married to a Russian girl, and he left money with her to pay his rent, electricity & maintenance for the month of November. Now unfortunately, his darling little wife decided to duck back to Russia within a day of him leaving, along with all the money he’d left her.

    As he’s such a good friend of ours, he contacted us and asked us to please pay all his November debts, because he didn’t want to get in arrears with all the payments. Because we know him so well, we did this.

    Since the middle of November we’ve been unable to contact him, he should have returned home by no later than the end of November… he’s still not back! I have got hold of his cell phone company, they refuse to co-operate. I have got hold of his truck’s satellite tracking company, they refuse to co-operate. And WHY? Because I dont have a police missing persons case number! Why dont I have this? Because the fugging police wont accept my missing person report, simply because I am not direct family! He has a sister and a daughter that live close by here, but I dont know how to contact them! (At this stage they probably dont even know there’s something wrong as they had very little contact with him).

    I have already contacted numerous people that he is friends with, no-one has heard from him!.

    My next move tomorrow is to contact the chief of police in our area, and demand that he accept a missing person report from me. I need that case number to be able to do anything!

    Some of you know that I worked for an organisation that finds missing people (I can say this openly now, because I had to give it up for mental reasons – the stress became too much for me – yeah I’m a woosie I know, but sometimes one can only handle finding so many dead children). The ‘organisation’ are more than willing to help me, but unfortunately ONLY with the police case number! How the hell do I get this?

    This is not going to be an easy one! I found numerous missing children/people – but this is different! We’re dealing with an overboarder case here, and quite frankly, to this point – no-one gives a damn!

    As I say, next step tomorrow …. I WILL get a case number (even if I have to pay for it into some willing government employee’s christmas fund! !!).

    My biggest fear is that I waited too long ….. but I kept hoping he’d rock up on our doorstep with his Harley … he hasn’t ….. something has happened …. I need to find out where he is!

    What is frustrating me to the ends of the earth and back, is I CAN and KNOW how to find missing people, yet I cant find my own friend …… :-(

    Holy hell …. 2009 is going to go out with a bang on my side …….

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