Daily Chat – 26th Dec 2009

by duncanr

When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick (George Burns)

25 Comments to “Daily Chat – 26th Dec 2009”

  1. and a post-Xmas ‘Ho, ho . . . . Zzzzzzzzz’ :lol:

  2. G’morning Duncs :lol:

    Mrs D?

  3. My love to you and Mrs D xx

  4. Yawn…

    …..stretch…..

    ………scratch arse……

    G’ morning people. Did we all get what we wanted for christmas?

    Duncan excepted, as it sounds like you got exactly what you’d been hoping for.

    Anita, if you read this; words cannot express my admiration for you – you’re a star.

  5. Sounds like someone didn’t get what they wanted. This has just been texted in to the commentary team on the BBC football site…..

    “I was given an empty box this year and was told that it was an Action Man deserter.”

    Ha! – great stuff.

  6. Right Guys ….. I dont give a flying frogs arse that most of the people that visit here are non-believers ….. the whole friggin damn bunch of you are going to get down on your nobbly little knees, and pray like hell that I can get through the next five days without ANYTHING else happening!!!!!! Yes, the shit has followed me like a damn rotten fart this year, and its STILL not over!

    My middle son (who will be 20 in 6 days time – YUP guys I had a New Years Day baby AND I made the front page of the papers) is down in Umhlanga (near Durban) with his latest floozy (yeah OK, OK, I dont like the chick … so what, I’m a mother!!) and her parents.

    When your phone rings at 2:30 in the morning, and its your ex-husband phoning ….. YOU JUST KNOW THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN!!!!!

    Short story is : they went out, he accepted a drink from someone they just met, and landed up in hospital …. DRINK WAS SPIKED!!!! He’s ‘apparently’ ok (so they tell me – even though I cant get him to answer his phone) ….. oh boy … is this one p*ssed off Mommy!

    They are waiting for lab results to find out what he was ‘fed’ (listen, I know my kids and not one of them is into drugs)! His g/f’s father, his bro-in-law and a couple of buddies are going to be visiting the same place this evening, tomorrow evening and the evening after that …. until they catch the f*ckers that did this to my son! (His g/f’s sister says she can identify them).

    Another life lesson to be learnt here : DONT EVER ACCEPT A DRINK FROM A STRANGER, OR SOMEONE YOU’VE JUST MET!!!

    I swear I’m counting the damn hours until 2010 ……
    (and still no luck on our friend who went missing) :-(

  7. Julie, the woman-in-residence up top has really taken agin you and yours in 2009. FFS what did you do to upset Her?

    There is no way that 2010 can be anything other than different!

  8. Yeah hell Dave, whoever is responsible for bad karma certainly decided I was one of the bulls-eyes for this year!

    What the heck, next year can only be better ….. I’ll get rich, pregnant (ok, seriously kidding on that one!) and get a diamond ring!

  9. Duncs … I have another ‘wee’ problem that I’d like you and Nobbles advice on …. can I mail you (please say NO if you cant handle it at the mo … it CAN wait!)

  10. ‘Old on a mo … I’m being dim here …. I’m admin on this site, all I need to do is log in ….. hold on ….. mail coming your direction …..

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