Lionel Mark William Spratt has been convicted of public indecency.
Police were called to a BP service station at Adelaide River, Australia by staff who complained that Spratt and a female companion were bonking by one of the bowsers.
Apparently Spratt was asleep in the passenger seat when his female companion drove into the petrol station, parked by the bowser nearest the office, then straddled Spratt, making movements and noises that suggested to the attendants that the couple were making love.
When police arrived on the scene they asked Spratt and his female companion to stop. They did – 29 minutes later !!!