Elvis Presley was found dead on his bathroom floor, the cause of death attributed to an irregular heartbeat.
Now his doctor claims he died of chronic constipation.
An autopsy apparently revealed his colon – at 6″ wide – was twice the width of a normal colon and at almost 9′ long was twice as long as is normal. Bizarrely. it is claimed a stool was found in his colon which had been there for 4-5 months !!!
That is old news regurgitated. I think Presley enterprises stop people publishing it several years ago. It is also illegal to publish his image without prior consent, which is why it is hard to find the really obese photos of him now 
Shit Happens!
or in his case…doesn’t!
Yup – old ‘news’
Interesting though to see if Presley’s folk take any action to try and suppress this new book by his ex doctor ?
I think I have already read it in some book. I have always said he died from the strained
Talking of photos, I’d just like to make clear that of the hundreds/thousands of pics of Elvis published online, the one chosen to accompany this post was selected because it captured the essence of one of the greatest pop icons of our time – the black and white pic emphasizing the sultry, sexiness of Elvis that made women go weak at the knees. It was NOT chosen because it looked like someone struggling to have a shit !!! 
Well, it looks to me like he’s curling one out.
Laying a cable….
I have to admit Jan is an Elvis fan and I think I stated this before but would have gone to the funeral had we had the spare cash. We all have a cross to bear and he had his colon. RIP Elvis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMVjtycV3p8
OMG I just watched that again. What a great looking guy.
He shares a birthday with a family friend so he’s never forgotten in this household.
A stool you say? 3 or 4 legs? That must have hurt ….
toadstool ?
No wonder he croaked it ….
Ladies and gentlemen….
Elvis has left the bathroom.
okay my comment is not gonna help my popularity but here goes: elvis was waay over-rated. now i’ll get out of there before someone throws something at me!
Oh don’t worry, it wont be me … best I get moving with you …
Can all those millions of people have gotten it wrong then Lynn? He was indeed an icon. All the Maltese over here go nuts for him and we have so many Elvis Impersonators. Having said that the only songs of his I really like are his slow dreamy kind like the one I posted the link for.
The photos of the young Elvis are beautiful.
Damn you beat me to this story. I figured since the Loon hadn’t jumped on it with her friggin news wire service, I was in the clear to be first.
Damn me and having to illustrate my stories.
The stool was later identified as a Chippendale; it was sold at auction for $150,000.
I’ve got a stool for sale – Nobbly.
You’re a sick item lol
