Goldilocks Arrested

by duncanr

A girl with long blonde hair tied back in a pony tail broke into a house in New Zealand.

She ate some food, drank some beer, then feeling tired, lay down on one of the beds for a kip.

Sound familiar?

When the homeowner returned and found her in bed, the police were called.

In court yesterday, 39-year-old Vanessa Joy Long claimed she passed out and has no recollection of the incident

Source . . .

Hhmm, good job she didn’t try that trick here – loon’s pissed in the whisky ! :wink:

3 Comments to “Goldilocks Arrested”

  1. “The damage was estimated at 1,500 New Zealand dollars ($1,064)”

    Shit alive! How much can she eat and drink?

  2. As much as Loon?

  3. I keep telling you those Kiwis are friggin all crazy. You hear more loony stories about them than any other part of the mainland. Now this is one place we need to start building walls around. Don’t close our borders just don’t let them leave theirs.

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