I suppose there are some things we just can’t figure out … this has got to be one of them for me!
The Shark Spotters had spotted him, rang the sirens TWICE, raised the flag, someone warned you …. BUT YOU STILL HAD TO GO BLOODY SWIM WITH A GREAT WHITE SHARK!!!
Now you’re minus a leg, possibly going to lose the other …. and Mr Sharky is still swimming happily in Fish Hoek Bay!
Anyway dude, I hope you make it, but I still can’t believe you were so stupid! I promise to nominate you for the Darwin’s if you don’t leave hospital!