Blow Jobs Linked to Throat Cancer

by The Madhatters

I’ve got bad news and even more bad news

First the bad news – a U.S. study reports the incidence of throat cancer caused by HPV (human papillomavirus) has increased in the last 20+ years

Now the even badder news . . . the prime route by which HMV is introduced to the throat is via oral sex

(Gulp) :sad:

[Either more couples are engaging in oral sex now than they were 20 yrs ago or there are a lot more dirty dicks and filthy fannies** now than there were in the past]

Read all about it here – http://tinyurl.com/3rxeqt4

** i’m using the UK english meaning of the word ‘fanny’ here rather than it’s american meaning

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16 Comments to “Blow Jobs Linked to Throat Cancer”

  1. *thud*

    that was the sound of me hitting the floor

  2. Men world wide are cursing the NY Times today.
    LOL

  3. could it be more people are using Listerine? That causes throat cancer too :(

  4. Could this be the end of the blow job?
    (Not that it matters, blow jobs really suck)

  5. Oooooh ….. the perfect excuse!

  6. Cheez whiz Duncan….
    Nothing like a sexually explicit action cartoon to perk up a morning!
    Uh, being a hetero male, married for almost 22 years, I don’t see this as a problem.
    Never had an urge to give a BJ yet, and getting a bit old and less interested in giving oral sex to the wife.

    Now if I could just do something about this awful Pall Mall habit.
    Been smoking the damned things for about 35 years.
    They keep promising me that they will kill me.
    I’m still here.
    I want my damned money back.

  7. Just another load of statistical bollocks.

    One swallow doesn’t make a summer.

  8. I think your toon is going to die from mouth blisters before she gets cancer!!!!

  9. @ frigginloon, that’s the attitude, girl!

    Many is the time I’ve avoided death by asphyxiation, just by coming up and spluttering for air.

    Blisters? Pah!

  10. No. I don’t believe it. They must be doing it wrong.
    What else could they blame for throat cancer?
    New studies show fingers lead to throat cancer in bulimics…

  11. Make her stop Duncan, it’s giving me a headache!!!!!

  12. The worst blow-job I ever had was…….. FANTASTIC!

  13. Girls, eat plenty of garlic – the papilloma virus has got no defence against it.

  14. Just watching Baroness Varsi on Question Time.

    Now, if she weren’t a Tory…

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