Council Employees Murder Frosty

by duncanr

Dead Snowmen

Like butterflies, snowmen have but a brief existence.

They spring to life as soon as snow falls, bringing pleasure to their creators and those who view them.

Not all are pleased to see snowmen, however. Two cold-hearted employees of Hounslow Council stand accused of murder after they were spotted attacking snowmen built by children at Homefield Recreation grounds. One of the employees used a saw to dismember the defenseless snowmen whilst the other was observed ‘sticking the boot in’

The Council has since apologised for the actions of the dastardly duo and moved them to ‘non-snowman’ duties elsewhere

Read the grisly details here – http://tinyurl.com/7rrmtvt

3 Comments to “Council Employees Murder Frosty”

  1. They hadn’t paid their council tax.

  2. I think they should have been charged with 2nd degree melting.

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