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Yes, you read the title right. No typas here. I love the madhatters and the mad men who drive it, but there aren’t enough women posting or commenting. Between the kindhearted, gorgeous superwoman, Julie and the damn brilliant, badass mad scientist, Uniscikill (Eunice), there is not enough estrogen. Sure, you might be fleetingly entertained by the horny old timer and graphic illustrator, ratty, or the doped up on weed and dauntless resident poet, Stickybud, or the kilt wearing drunk with passionate opinions, Duncan, or the forever-a-cynic and sarcastic grammar police, Nobblysan, and maybe even the bantering, mongoose-petting yet surprisingly perceptive, allesklar.
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Now, don’t misunderstand me I think they’re hilarious little bundles of joy and all, but they’re no women! They can’t fill the gaping, cyber black hole in this blog, in this very post for women. So, please women… more of you… come join the madhatters and feminize it with your superior intellect and seductive charm. Sway your delicate finger tips over the keyboard and type away with your wonderful wit. Harness your inner female spiritual powers and purify this Y chromosome ridden web page.
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