I work in a predominently male environment, it’s no wonder I’m the way I am!!
A couple of peeves that I have :
a) If the tea-lady is not there, dudes – don’t call me to make you tea, I hold a higher position than you do – MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN TEA!! (Oh, and P.S. wash your frigging dishes after you – your soft, tender hands will not melt in the water – you bunch of filthy, lazy arse woosies!!!)
b) If you do happen to have a bad dose of the squirts while at work, point no. 1 to remember is that my office is two doors away from your throne – could you take the radio in there to drown the splats?
c) After said splat has decorated the entire toilet, there IS a bottle of air freshner (turn around – you may spot a squirty bottle on the back of the loo) – do be so kind as to try and disguise the wafts that sneak down the passage after you’ve come out, forgotten to close the door – and expect me to sit in your bodily odours ….
d) If you suddenly realise in your marathon dash to the bog, that YOUR toilet paper has run out, kindly DO NOT hijack the bog roll out of the ladies loo, and then act like it was none of you. I have yet to come across a bog roll with wings!!
e) Letting rip with your best manly fart in the offices IS NOT COOL!!!
f) If you’d like to make toast in the snackwich machine – perhaps you should try and remember that you actually put it in there – before I get engulfed of smoke billowing out the kitchen from your burnt toast!
I could carry on for a while here – truly I’m surprised that some of the men in my office have reached their next birthdays, however it’s now your turn …… what really miffs you off in your office?
… I’m wondering what song you would have “assigned” to me if I’d worked in your office!!
