My heart raced as her fingertips lightly brushed against my skin
‘You’ve got lovely long eye lashes’, she said, moving closer
Our faces nearly touching, I gazed into those dark desi eyes – for me, one of the most attractive physical features of a woman are her eyes – and cursed the difference in our ages
For while I am, shall we say, a man of mature years, she was in her mid 20s
[Well, actually, unless some tragic accident has befallen her since I left her a few hours ago, she still is in her mid 20s]
And so beautiful . . . tall, slim, with long black shoulder length hair. Normally straight, she had done something to it to give it a kind of tousled look. She kept running her hand through it, flicking it back, as we talked. I read somewhere that when women do that in the presence of a man it’s a sign they are interested. I’ve also read that women like a man that can make them laugh
Well, nothing ventured . . . I tried my best chat up line
An irishman, an Englishman, and a Scotsman walk in to a bar . . .
When I finished, she gave a weak smile and moved away. I knew then that I had blown any chance I might have had . . . should have told the one about the bloody sheep instead !
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So guys, help me out here. Any suggestions for successful pick up lines? What’s worked for you? And what hasn’t?
And girls, what are the best pick up lines guys have tried with you? And what were the cheesiest ?
