When I got up this morning Mubarak was dead
I took the dogs out, came back and he was alive
By the time I finished breakfast he was dead again
Later he was only slightly dead – he was ‘clinically’ dead, but not your ‘lets bury him’ type of dead
Then he was alive again, but in a coma
To avoid all this confusion, can we just agree the bugger has died but the authorities are awaiting the best time to confirm that fact?