Simple really, if you understand the science behind it
Posted on July 2, 2012 at 4:35 am in Forum, humor | RSS feed
A man is golfing with his friend, who is a preacher.
The man swings, then says, “Damn, I missed!”
The preacher says, “You better stop using that language, Joe, God could strike you dead right out of this clear blue sky for that!”
“Yeah, sorry,” says the man. And he swings again, and shouts, “Damn, I missed!”
“I’m telling you, Joe, God is going to strike you dead if you keep that up!”
“Yeah, I know, I know,” replies the man. And he swings again, and misses again.
And a bolt of lighting strikes the preacher, killing him instantly.
Then a thundering voice from the heavens says, “DAMN, I MISSED!”
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