No…. guess again, you lot – I’m not referring to the Duchess of Cornwall.
This is in fact the catchy title of a bit of classic chart-topping pop from the one and only Hyon Song-wol, who may (or possibly may not) be the latest legover recipient from that famous fun-loving chubster Kim Jong-un.
If you’re really interested, you can hear all about this excellent lady and her horse-like tendencies here. I wouldn’t recommend it though…for ’tis indeed shite, and to quote the master of talent spotting TV shows ” …we mean that most sincerely, folks.”
Anyhow, leaving aside Hughie Green, Wun slung-low (or whatever her name is), it would appear that Hoo Ateall-pies despite being the leader of one of the all-time great authoritarian regimes may have bitten off more than he can chew (Surely not!) at his latest concert.
Appearing on stage were Mickey and Minnie Mouse (can I type that without being sued?) who were there without the express permission of the all powerful Disney Corporation.
Now, the North Koreans may be a shower of twats, who are brutally ruthless when enforcing their will and warped values onto a submissive and subjugated population, but believe me, they are mere amateurs when compared to Disney.
Watch out Kim – the ghost of Walt and his hordes of lawyers are after ya!
