Ukrainian City Plans to Unleash Biological Warfare Against Neighbours

by The Madhatters

Where the f*ck are we? Don’t know but my bloody head hurts !

Pissed off with pigeons shitting all over their statues, Sumy, a city in northeastern Ukraine, has devised a cunning plan to get rid of the buggers . . .

Get them drunk by feeding them bread soaked in wine, then when they’re legless, round them up and dump them many miles away – near people they don’t like too much !

Source – http://tinyurl.com/c4v6se2

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2 Comments to “Ukrainian City Plans to Unleash Biological Warfare Against Neighbours”

  1. Good idea!

    The problem I have with pigeons is their stupidity–I don’t know how many times I’ve had to honk to get them out of the way of my car, when parking in a lot.

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