The Mad Hatters

Zimbabwe Knickers Mystery

by duncanr

5 Comments to “Zimbabwe Knickers Mystery”

1. 
   ratty
   July 26, 2012 at 9:01 pm

   Scoff not !

   This kind of thing happens. Ratty draws your attention to a recent incident in which he was personally involved.

   I was in the neighbours back garden late at night, when all of a sudden I was bathed in the glow of a policemans torch. “‘ello, ‘ello, what’s going on ‘ere, then?” he asked.

   I tried to explain that I had seen an owl flying about with a Rotweiler clamped in its beak. Being a curious fellow, I tried to follow it, whereupon it had led me into the woods where, at the base of a tree, I had stumbled upon a pile of women’s unmentionables.

   It had struck me that the neighbourly thing to do would be to return them to the blonde, long-legged, voluptuous lady, who just happened to live next door to me, and it was while I was in the process of pinning her knickers BACK on to the washing line, that he had interrupted me !

   “Oh,” he said “and how do you account for your being naked and sporting an erection, Hmm ?”

   “Wha-what,” I said, glancing down – “Yikes !” I cried in uncomprehending disbelief at the sight of my nakedness and horn, “someone, a witch perhaps, has obviously cast a spell on me.”

   Needless to say, my story cut no ice with the Magistrate, and I was sentenced to 40 hours unpaid community service at the local laundrette. (Phwoar !)

   So, if you should ever see an Owl flying about with a canine under its wing, best to ignore it.

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     ratty
     July 26, 2012 at 9:32 pm

     Footnote :

     The “Hmm” included in the above true story was for allesklar.

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       allesklar
       July 27, 2012 at 11:12 am

       …and Norma Snockers no doubt. (If it’s OK for hmm, it’s OK for hrrr)

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2. 
   allesklar
   July 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

   ….hmmmmmmmmmm… it wouldn’t have been the washing line outside the bedroom window, would it?

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3. 
   Scott
   July 27, 2012 at 11:26 am

   His place, huh? Gee, I wonder what he’ll do with them!

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