A dude posted a heart-wrenching plea on Craiglist for information leading to the return of the van stolen from his shed last Sunday – the van that he was planning to donate to his church.
Oh, and he would also like the return of the sex toys, videos, and porn mags inside the van that were not his, you understand – merely being stored there for a friend
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