Guys, next time your woman complains about you sat on your arse watching sport on the TV, while she runs herself ragged doing 101 jobs around the house, explain that it’s for her own good.
That you are deliberately not lifting a finger to help her because you love her so much and couldn’t bear the thought of living without her.
That far from being a lazy good-for-nothing useless piece of shit, you are actually a loving considerate, husband who is concerned about her health and welfare and that abdicating household chores to her is part of a cancer prevention plan !